1.
When they complained about women's underwear in a video game.
2.
When they found new ways to mention the decline of men's rights.
3.
When their Tinder reviews weren't very convincing.
4.
And their new inventions didn't appear to be very ~inventive~.
5.
When they found it painfully hard to accept rejection.
6.
When they couldn't just fish like regular people.
7.
When they were terrible at being subtle.
8.
I mean, it's definitely not their strong point.
9.
When they fantasised about doing some really disrespectful things to fruit.
10.
And seemed to take everything a step too far.
11.
When they were the worst catfishers on this planet.
12.
When they took things from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
13.
When they ruined Michelangelo paintings with beer and McDonald's.
14.
When they blamed feminism for everything.
15.
When they believed trousers were reserved for men only.
16.
When they expected cookies to eat themselves.
17.
When they exhibited their insane talent for mansplaining.
18.
It really is a talent like no other.
19.
When they were really bad at giving presents.
20.
And wrapping them too.
21.
When their dad jokes were the ruination of our most prized possessions.
22.
When they terrified innocent animals.
23.
When they seemed to enjoy putting themselves in harm's way.
24.
And were incredibly accident prone.
25.
When they spend too much time babbling about tacos.
26.
And took loving your car to a whole new level.
27.
They were, quite literally, spinning out of control.