19 Times "Come Dine With Me" Was Absolutely Fucking Ridiculous
"What a sad, little life, Jane. You ruined my night..."
1. When this guy was grappling with a bizarre accusation.
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2. And this guy had found his new party trick.
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3. When the Narrator was fucking brutal as always.
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4. When this poor lady had a mighty big fall.
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5. When one of the contestants showed up in slightly peculiar attire.
6. And this guy one-upped him by dressing as...whatever the hell he was dressed as.
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7. When a game of Buzz The Wire got very intense.
8. When this conversation was presented without context.
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9. When this contestant seemed to have been painted specifically for his evening.
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10. When the "Princess" theme was taken to a whole new level with the arrival of Fiona from Shrek.
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11. When this gentleman's big reveal was a little ~unexpected~.
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12. When this contestant's expectations were swiftly let down.
13. And Kim Woodburn gave the world a little TMI.
14. When a shirtless man was used as a sushi plate.
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15. When canoodling with a chicken in bed to discuss the night's menu was perfectly normal.
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16. When this tenuous link to Hitler was made.
17. When a contestant served his banquet while dressed as a medieval king.
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18. When this contestant lashed out at the other contestants in the most hilarious way.
#ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling This iconic moment on Come Dine With Me shook the nation to it's core.
19. And left us all shook to the very core.
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YOU RUINED IT, JANE.