25 Things Everyone Who's Been On A Night Out To Smack Will Understand
If you're a Warwick student, there's a 98% chance you've taken a picture in front of that random height wall.
You'll inevitably find yourself pre-drinking at whoever's house is closest to the club, preferably in North Leam.
Because everyone knows there's no point going to Smack sober.
Depending on the night, you'll make sure to get your hands on some queue jump tickets.
If you've irresponsibly broken the seal, you'll come very close to pissing yourself in the queue or have to briefly leave to pee round the corner.
And if not, you'll fear for your life when some impatient twats in line start pushing everyone forward.
If you're anything but a fresher, you'll greet the bouncer at the door like he's your mate.
Before you even make it inside, you'll have already lost track of who owes who money.
And once you do get inside, you'll take a traditional picture in front of the height wall.
If you go to Warwick University, you'll see at least three-quarters of the people you know at random intervals during the night.
If you don't go to Warwick, you'll eventually get annoyed by how many rowdy youths are scattered around the club.
You'll give in to buying a £1 vodka Red Bull, even though the entire club reeks of it.
At some point you'll find yourself in the queue for downstairs.
And then absolutely regret it when you get down there because downstairs is a fucking FURNACE.
You'll somehow manage to ignore the fact that the floor is covered in profanity.
And when you stand on the sofas downstairs to dance, you'll touch the ceiling and feel the dampness of other people's sweat.
At least one of your friends will get way too drunk and find themselves dancing to Rihanna.
Before getting a cab home, you'll stop to get some food and it will somehow taste better than anything you've had all day.
And the next morning, you'll wake up with a headache, look down at the smudged black stamp on your wrist, and vow never to go back again.
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