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25 Things Everyone Who's Been On A Night Out To Smack Will Understand

If you're a Warwick student, there's a 98% chance you've taken a picture in front of that random height wall.

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1. It's a Tuesday or Thursday night and you know what that means...time to prepare for an incredibly sweaty night out at Smack!

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4. Depending on the night, you'll make sure to get your hands on some queue jump tickets.

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Which you'll usually pick up in some oddly shady exchange.

5. But then spend at least 45 minutes queuing anyway.

Queue for Smack is huge #bringonthetechno

It is Smack, after all.

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9. Before you even make it inside, you'll have already lost track of who owes who money.

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From paying for someone else's entry, borrowing money for the cloakroom, and being promised a drink at the bar, who can keep up?

10. And once you do get inside, you'll take a traditional picture in front of the height wall.

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It's only when you look back at those photos that you'll realise how tall or short you are in comparison to your friends.

11. You'll make sure to keep this important piece of paper safe because if you lose it, you know you're done for.

@SMACKLEAMINGTON do you have a mint green blazer please? #needit #wouldntletmeget

Or you'll lose it while drunk and have to beg to get your coat back.

12. Your first stop will probably be the bathroom to make sure you don't look too dishevelled.

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And maybe you'll stop to take some pictures too.

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13. If you go to Warwick University, you'll see at least three-quarters of the people you know at random intervals during the night.

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And you'll probably take pictures with the majority of them.

15. You'll give in to buying a Β£1 vodka Red Bull, even though the entire club reeks of it.

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18. You'll somehow manage to ignore the fact that the floor is covered in profanity.

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Not exactly necessary but OK.

21. You'll spot another of your friends getting off with a random in a corner of the dance floor.

To sum up our girls holiday in one photo........

22. And at any given moment you'll be forced to accompany a smoker outside to the smoking area, where you will freeze.

#sexybeasts #smackgods @EmilyUpstone @SMACKLEAMINGTON

23. That is, if this is not the night you're the horrendously drunk one.

" drunk pass out at 7:30 #umaine #canthang " #SMACK

24. Before getting a cab home, you'll stop to get some food and it will somehow taste better than anything you've had all day.

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If you live in South Leam, there's no doubt you'll be stopping at Vialli's.

25. And the next morning, you'll wake up with a headache, look down at the smudged black stamp on your wrist, and vow never to go back again.

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Until next week, of course.

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