1. The Worn Out Wand:
my clit watching me grab my hitachi magic wand for the 11th time this week
2. The Premature Guess:
I just yelled "YANKING ON THE DICK!" so loud all the birds in the neighborhood flew away
3. The Unacceptable Answer:
My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently "idk what does the pilot look like" wasn't an acceptable answer
4. The Call and Response:
5. The Motivational Makeup Bag:
is this about sucking dick
6. The Unexpected Dirty Talk:
7. The Divine Intervention:
Okay Arizona
8. The Valiant Vibration:
When you fall asleep with your vibrator in your hand because it showed out with them fresh batteries in it
9. The Two Moods:
my only two moods
10. The Simple Instruction:
"eat this pussy" FIRST OF ALL ..ok
11. The Good Dick:
When she gets good dick once
12. The Strange Comparison:
You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL
13. The Disruptive Duck:
Y'all niggas got any brea.....Nvm
14. The October Surprise:
Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth
15. The Horny Text Syndrome:
reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can't believe those things went thru ur head
16. The Quick Realisation:
"did you cum" yeah to my senses, get out of my house
17. The Cry For Help:
my dick after pulling my pants down to masturbate for the 4th time in one day
18. The Clit Car:
Well today in Florida
19. The Expectation Vs. Reality:
How I want my valentines to end vs. how it will actually end
20. The Naughty Necklace:
He told me he got me a necklace with his name on it and....
21. The Cum Stain:
I have a cum stain on my sheets, how embarrassing!!
22. And The Meat Appreciation:
when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head