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50 Tweets That Prove British People Are The Funniest When It Comes To Food

"I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4-year-old niece say 'oh no, my cheds' faintly from across the room."

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When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay

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Maw keeps buying dark chocolate biscuits knowin fine well am allergic tae it hinkin it’ll stop me tanning them 😂 hi… https://t.co/lLAZJwA3Ec

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you’d think they would have run out of bits of linda mccartney to put in the sausages by now

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I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room

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A modern day Romeo & Juliet

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as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string

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I'm sorry, the old Colin the Caterpillar Cake can't come to the phone right now... Why? Oh, 'cause he's dead ☎️

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Told mum I want a chicken burger for tea An she goes 'on a bun?' No Julie between 2 fkin adidas gazelles yes on a bun

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when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out..

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funny how 5 pieces of fruit/veg a day seems impossible but 6 packets of crisps & 4 packs of biscuits in 1 sitting is no challenge whatsoever

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when you can't be bothered leaving your room to get some food

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Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call

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In Trinidad and Tobago it will cost you £2.50 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you £3.00. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuck… https://t.co/9uT66DAaaJ

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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that

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Feel like pure shite i just want her back x

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When your duck is actually really posh

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chewing gum geen me better advice than half ma pals

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Idk who’s idea hash browns were but they deserve a fuckin knighthood

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Imagine being a fuckin vegan, walking hame after a night oot steaming like "fuck me i could go a cabbage supper"

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WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it...

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How many crisps was she eating

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Dominos asked robbie how many slices he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 6 n he said 4 cause he couldn't eat 6

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I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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When your maw sends you to Asda with yer da

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me n andy r out for lunch look at the size of this pepper grinder lmfaoooooo

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Feel like pure shit just want her back

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Snakes don’t hiss they vote paprika over prawn cocktail

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When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead

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Chocolate digestives are the unsung hero of the biscuit world, no in it for the fame, just keeps its heed down and does the job

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Who the fuck designed this? Aquafresh?!

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AND ON EASTER SUNDAY JESUS DID RISE DECREEING THAT THE BIG TESCO MUST CLOSE IN HIS HONOUR BUT THE EXPRESS STORE CAN STAY OPEN FOR ESSENTIALS

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Here, if you got Sunderland’s form in a pack of Starburst you’d be buzzing with that...

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its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich

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when your mum shouts dinners ready but its not actually ready so you're just sat there like

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I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone

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One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore.

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English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread

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"Did ya say ya want scraps wi' them fish 'n' chips, love?"

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And through it all She offers me protection A...

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