Buzz·Posted on 29 Dec 201750 Tweets That Prove British People Are The Funniest When It Comes To Food"I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4-year-old niece say 'oh no, my cheds' faintly from across the room."by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Dan @DanielWhitear When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay 08:51 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kaneo @Kaneo_67 Maw keeps buying dark chocolate biscuits knowin fine well am allergic tae it hinkin it’ll stop me tanning them 😂 hi… https://t.co/lLAZJwA3Ec 06:10 PM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brian Knee @bry_rushton My neck, my back, my 06:47 PM - 10 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. leah @leahprit you’d think they would have run out of bits of linda mccartney to put in the sausages by now 12:41 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Matty @mattyrobsonn no way man 😂😂😂 07:13 PM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 🦖 santa hats 🦕 @Hattiethepirate I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room 09:07 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sharky @afcSharky A modern day Romeo & Juliet 11:44 PM - 23 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. garin @garinstone21 as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string 07:11 PM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Aloha Lola Cards @AlohaLolaCards I'm sorry, the old Colin the Caterpillar Cake can't come to the phone right now... Why? Oh, 'cause he's dead ☎️ 03:02 PM - 10 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. kasey ashton🌴 @kaseylouu1 Told mum I want a chicken burger for tea An she goes 'on a bun?' No Julie between 2 fkin adidas gazelles yes on a bun 06:22 PM - 27 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Reece🐐 @ReeceCrotonn I found the tunnel to heaven guys 09:39 AM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Courtney Ferrie @FerrieCourtneyy When ur a goth but the suns oot x 08:17 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. georgia @georgiajacks0n when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out.. 11:55 AM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ㅤTJ @Nachos0verHoes funny how 5 pieces of fruit/veg a day seems impossible but 6 packets of crisps & 4 packs of biscuits in 1 sitting is no challenge whatsoever 08:14 PM - 12 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. lewis aitken @lxwissss when you can't be bothered leaving your room to get some food 07:34 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lewis @lewisTVAOF Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call 07:45 PM - 16 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Harley Campbell @_HarleyCampbell 12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli 09:51 PM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Terry Burgoyne @terryburgoyne96 In Trinidad and Tobago it will cost you £2.50 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it will cost you £3.00. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean 01:58 PM - 18 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. coyle @Josh_Coyle_12 genuinely not kiddin this vote is more important than a general election n if they get rid a prawn cocktail al fuck… https://t.co/9uT66DAaaJ 08:35 PM - 13 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jack Secmezsoy Gault @jackgaut_ Cheers gran 02:16 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Pete Bradley @PEEBZ_B Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that 09:52 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. cam @ladsontour101 Feel like pure shite i just want her back x 10:41 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. hoskas @hoskas When your duck is actually really posh 10:38 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Viktoria Krol @viktoria_krolx chewing gum geen me better advice than half ma pals 07:59 PM - 31 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Gav yourself a merry little Xmas @GeshGav 08:12 AM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. loz @lipyatt Idk who’s idea hash browns were but they deserve a fuckin knighthood 10:34 AM - 01 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. jake knowles @knowlsie18 Imagine being a fuckin vegan, walking hame after a night oot steaming like "fuck me i could go a cabbage supper" 02:59 PM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Ian Kingston @IanJKingston WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it... 01:00 PM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Mat @matbeal How many crisps was she eating 02:52 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. stephenn @stephenadam112 Dominos asked robbie how many slices he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 6 n he said 4 cause he couldn't eat 6 11:55 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Summer Ray @SummerRay I'm begging of you please don't take my man 05:48 PM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. grant rudder @grantrudder When your maw sends you to Asda with yer da 12:03 PM - 10 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Kels fergo @kelsfergo_ me n andy r out for lunch look at the size of this pepper grinder lmfaoooooo 02:34 PM - 28 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. 36. tracey @_amandamulligan Feel like pure shit just want her back 09:29 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Callum @calrich1872 Snakes don’t hiss they vote paprika over prawn cocktail 04:54 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Michael Chapman @mjc_photography When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead 01:08 PM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Luke Fleming @LukeFleming10 Chocolate digestives are the unsung hero of the biscuit world, no in it for the fame, just keeps its heed down and does the job 08:25 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. James Arrowsmith @arrowjam Who the fuck designed this? Aquafresh?! 07:39 AM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Dan @ThatConnArtist AND ON EASTER SUNDAY JESUS DID RISE DECREEING THAT THE BIG TESCO MUST CLOSE IN HIS HONOUR BUT THE EXPRESS STORE CAN STAY OPEN FOR ESSENTIALS 09:05 AM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. JMW @jordmw97 Here, if you got Sunderland’s form in a pack of Starburst you’d be buzzing with that... 08:22 PM - 05 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. ryan @ryanrochford1 its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich 02:13 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Cassie @Cassiesmyth when your mum shouts dinners ready but its not actually ready so you're just sat there like 09:35 AM - 20 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. #GSAP @Stormzy1 I hate when I see fish fingers on the kids menu why is it for kids they're for everyone 09:39 AM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Al @Almckayy One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore. 06:02 PM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. pie ape @cutequeer96 English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread 11:08 AM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Ben @mrbenjiweb "Did ya say ya want scraps wi' them fish 'n' chips, love?" 08:06 PM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Clem Fandango @NapesOfWrath And through it all She offers me protection A... 11:35 AM - 18 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. kyle graham @KyleGraham_ Long time to be out for dinner 08:57 PM - 05 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite For more Best of 2017 content, click here!