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can’t even watch porn in peace
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when a guy puts his hand down your pants and says "oh baby, you're already wet."
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You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL
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Me, tweeting “men are trash”
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9-year old: Dad smell this. You licked a puss. Me: [mutes TV] what 9-year old: it’s so good. Smell it. You licked… https://t.co/C5y3NAouiE
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Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave
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That lovely moment when you roll the condom on, check yourself out in the mirror and say to the chemist "I'll take it".
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When you first show ya meat to her vs when y'all been fucking for a while and she used to it now
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When she bends over and her bootyhole stares at you like...
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Her vagina when it cums and you're still going
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Ex: You can block my number but you can't unsuck my dick Me: