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Only Someone Who's Always Cold Will Tick Over 75% Of Things On This List

Don't tell me it's "not that cold" when I'm freezing my tits off, Janet.

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  1. Tick off all the things you've done
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    Struggled to sleep because you were too cold
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    Worn gloves while typing
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    Brought in your own heater
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    Used a hot water bottle for casual use
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    Worn socks to bed
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    Worn two pairs of tights at the same time
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    Worn tights under a pair of jeans of trousers
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    Carried a blanket around with you
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    Fantasised about moving somewhere hot in the winter
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    Bought an electric blanket
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    Bought a thermal vest
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    Bought thermal socks
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    Owned more than three scarves
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    Owned a pair of ear muffs
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    Owned a pair of mittens
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    Worn at least three layers at once
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    Made a hot drink just to keep your hands warm
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    Gotten cold just looking at someone who wasn't dressed warm enough
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    Asked to move away from the door when sat in a restaurant
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    Had chilblains
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    Had actual frostbite
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    Had fingers or toes that are somehow colder than the rest of your body
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    Cancelled on someone (or rejected an invitation) because it was "too cold to go out"
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    Physically hated the person who replied to your complaints of being cold with "it's not that cold!"
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    Dreaded going to the toilet in the middle of the night because you knew the seat would be freezing
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    Warmed your freezing cold feet under a friend or partner's bum
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    Teamed up with a friend who's always hot in order to balance out each other's body temperatures
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    Stopped shaving in the winter
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    Had a personal vendetta against air conditioning in freezing cold supermarkets
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    Chosen underwear with more coverage because you wanted to keep your butt warm
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    Used a hairdryer to warm up your body (as well as dry your hair)
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    Been told your hands are "freezing"
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    Had an argument about the thermostat
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    Avoided sitting outside at a restaurant because you knew you'd be freezing after 10 minutes
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    Refused to take your coat off even though you're inside
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    Described yourself as "cold-blooded"
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