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If You've Done 25/33 Of These Things You're Probably Emotionally Unavailable

Have you ever been the only one not crying at a wedding?

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  1. Tick off all the things you've done
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    Considered PDA to be gross
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    Said "ew" at a couple kissing
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    Stared at someone awkwardly while they were crying because you didn't know what to do
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    Avoided talking about your feelings by saying "it's not that big of a deal"
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    Avoided talking about your feelings by joking about it instead
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    Felt like laughing when you were supposed to be serious
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    Actually laughed when you were supposed to be serious
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    Been the only one not crying at a really sad film
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    Been the only one not crying at a wedding
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    Been the only one not crying at a funeral
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    Comforted someone by awkwardly tapping them on the shoulder
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    Comforted someone by offering them food
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    Tried to comfort someone and just made it worse
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    Gone months without crying
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    Had someone tell you they've "never seen you cry"
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    Tried to stop yourself from liking someone because crushes are horrifying and feelings are icky
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    Been an awkward hugger because you're not a huge fan of physical contact
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    Been referred to as "heartless"
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    Joked about being "dead inside"
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    Cringed at someone saying something nice about you
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    Awkwardly replied to a compliment with "no"
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    Felt incredibly uncomfortable saying "I love you"
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    Responded to "I love you" with "you too"
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    Responded to "I love you" with "thanks!"
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    Felt like you were going to be sick while experiencing an overwhelming amount of emotion
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    Refused an offer to talk about your feelings
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    Word-vomited while drunk because you rarely open up otherwise
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    Considered weepy romantic comedies to be the worst genre
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    Questioned how someone can be so open with their feelings because you're the complete opposite
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    Had a friend say "awww" to you finally opening up and then vowed never to do it again
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    Considered yourself not to be very romantic
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    Completely missed someone flirting with you because you're terrible at identifying it
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    Bonded with someone over the fact you both hate feelings
 
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