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15 Lies Everyone Was Told About Adulthood

DON'T GROW UP. IT'S A TRAP.

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Reality: Those different types of rocks you memorised for your geography exam are probably not much use to you now. Sorry about that.

Knowing the definition of osmosis and mitosis will not pay the bills, my friend.

Reality: Except you'll never fucking get there because TRAFFIC IS EVERYWHERE.

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7. Dream: All your meals will be a tantalising taste party in your mouth, made from the finest ingredients money can buy.

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8. Dream: You'll have loads of cool and interesting hobbies.

Just hanging out with Becks, fishing some crazy fish.

Reality: SLEEP IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.

@Yoo_Treasure I fell asleep on a train today This is Vanessas snap chat story

THE ONLY THING.

10. Dream: Teenage spots will no longer be a problem.

Reality: Yeah, that's all bollocks too.

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Reality: That's if those dreams aren't crushed first by the harsh realities of adult life.

Yayyyyyy...

Reality: Facing your bank balance is a constant struggle.

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Reality: Except the world is depressing as fuck.

Real world is depressing and Disney World is happiness

Ignorance really is bliss :(

14. Dream: As an independent adult, you will no longer need your parents.

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You can do just fine on your own.

Reality: The dependence never ends.

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Reality: Nobody knows what they're doing and neither do you.

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