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Can You Complete These Dad Jokes?

"I'm reading a joke about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put \_\_\_\_

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

What do you call a deer with no eyes?   
No \_\_\_\_  


"What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite."

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?  


"I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man they really grilled me."

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ me.

"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."

What do prisoners use to call each other?  
\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_  


"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

Don't trust atoms. They \_\_\_\_\_ up everything.

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted."

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a \_\_\_\_\_.

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

What is red and bad for your teeth?   
A \_\_\_\_\_  


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