Buzz·Posted on 28 Jun 201734 Tweets You Probably Won’t Want To Laugh At, But Definitely Will"Yes, we are a highly diverse company. Susan in accounts is a goth."by by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed Staff, by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. alex @sIiceofpizza Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho 04:15 PM - 23 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. kevinbiegel @kbiegel "Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?" "Sir, we only have bird houses you can have sex with." 09:10 PM - 20 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Deirdre @figgled yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth 02:59 AM - 01 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🍸 @oscarewilde Young man There are frogs all around I said Young man Keep those frogs off the ground 06:27 PM - 05 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. killer @killthots i'm here to pickup your daughter 03:06 AM - 02 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. David Hughes @david8hughes [loudly so the police officers behind me in the McDonald's line can hear] Me: god I fucken hate crime 12:32 PM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ☾ #booty @juptrix NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW FUNNY THIS IS TO ME 02:36 PM - 22 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Scoots @scootertooter7 How fast was this duck going? 08:34 PM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. puppyteeth @jaikpuppyteeth it's sad how many traditions we let die 06:23 PM - 22 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. MultiJoker @_multifrank You already know what the fuck is going on 10:37 PM - 18 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. thomas violence @thomas_violence lol i'd never checked out LMFAO's full discography before 02:43 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bootleg Stuff @Bootleg_Stuff I think about this cover art a lot 04:00 AM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. farm to table cvnt @kathryntdubbs Cracking open a cold and broken hallelujah with the boys 10:59 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. yung blues @angelgal999 bros, y'all letting ur girl go out lookin like this? 02:36 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. brandon @sexualjumanji jazz is my life...this is my music 03:03 AM - 23 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ryan @Million I rest my case 08:52 PM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Fizzy @FizzySodaWave Hey it's your uber driver am outside 01:14 AM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. one of ur hoes @miliondollameat should i wake this dude up 07:50 PM - 08 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. josh @ruinedpicnic i fixed giraffes everyone 12:33 PM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. k8e @kpfeffss I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want 08:27 PM - 25 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins "So I should just sit down here while you paint my por - oh you're done" 04:26 AM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ️ @Clothiies love my new bath bomb 04:30 PM - 01 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sarah Sekaran @oh_hey_sarah I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help 08:46 AM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul [plant facts!!] bananas are technically berries almonds are seeds avocados are mammals most cucumbers are haunted potatoes aren't even real 09:52 AM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ℭaro @transtitties italian condoms are weird 09:42 PM - 15 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us 01:26 AM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Hanna De Castro @urchicahanna My mom was told to give me a half up half down hairstyle. She didnt know what that meant so she did this.. 07:51 PM - 11 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Dog Posts @shibesbot Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs 12:00 AM - 25 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Jared Fitzgibbon @incremus it’s a-me, 07:14 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. [Scooby Doo voice] @beesmygod and im falling asleep and she calling a cab while he's having a smoke and hes also a crab 04:52 AM - 02 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. strawberry scales @itsDaninsky the smaller the battery the bigger it screm 02:40 AM - 30 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Persian Rose @PersianRose1 This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon 03:33 AM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. ramsay @wierdvine my hands look like this, so hers can look like this 08:42 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Comrade Smith @donniemnemonic tfw you want the minister of fisheries and oceans to review your snow crab proposal 08:33 PM - 31 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite