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24 Photos Of Olympic Fans Who Deserve A Gold Fucking Medal

We get it, your country is No. 1.

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1. These star-spangled guys who literally poop red, white, and blue.

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2. This lady who loved Japan's flag so much she became one.

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3. These two who are clearly rooting for the wrong team.

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4. Of course, this sexy trio of ladies.

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5. And this crew of Pikachus who totally deserve a gold medal.

Alessandro Bianchi / Reuters

6. This mischievous-looking Dorothy posting up at the Olympic Golf course.

She has a secret, but she'll never tell.
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She has a secret, but she'll never tell.

7. This brave man shading under a bullseye at the archery event.

Leonhard Foeger / Reuters

8. Someone give this guy a gold for dad of the year!

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9. This Team Japan fanatic who maybe let football go to his head.

Just a bit.
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Just a bit.

10. How could we forget this man's epic Christ the Redeemer headgear?

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11. Or this strange crew of Brazilian Teletubbies?

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12. This bald fucking eagle.

America!
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America!

13. "A" for effort awarded to this guy's Brazilian face paint...

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Here's what the real deal looks like, in case you're wondering...

14. This stallion who came out to support his equestrian buddies.

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15. This dude and his awesome homemade Usain Bolt figurine.

Murad Sezer / Reuters

16. The entire army of Union Jack war paint at every. single. Olympic. event.

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17. These dudes rocking the ultimate expression of American patriotism — mullets!

Alessandro Bianchi / Reuters

18. This French fanatic who went totally apeshit.

The Olympics are so bananas this year.
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The Olympics are so bananas this year.

19. This guy who isn't going to let a few broken bones ruin his Olympic fun.

Marko Djurica / Reuters

20. These Brazilians who are absolutely OK with Brazil's medal count.

Yup, just fine with them.
Sergio Moraes / Reuters

Yup, just fine with them.

21. These French rooster heads clucking their national pride.

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22. This Brazilian bag-head looking a bit distraught after a loss :(

It's a tough life for a bag-head.
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It's a tough life for a bag-head.

23. This guy's super impressive Sweden vs. Colombia face paint.

He even painted his eyelashes — now that's commitment!
Bruno Kelly / Reuters

He even painted his eyelashes — now that's commitment!

24. And this guy's insane Olympic camouflage and creepy matching doll.

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