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<b>Hangovers are evil beasts who take over your soul.</b> They deserve a name.

Hangovers are evil beasts who take over your soul. They deserve a name.

What Should Your Hungover Name Be?

Dave has a theory about hangovers: To cure a hangover one must shit, drink, shower and eat. The order that you do these things in depends on the depth and breadth of the hangover. He is experienced and he is very good at herding everyone out the house to get food. Dave is a great hungover friend, but Dave, don't expect others to be as good as you, some people just don't know Dave.

Dave

Oh dear, Beatrice gets hangovers and she gets them big. Beatrice has not been given a good hand in the hangover game, she is a vommer. Sometimes Beatrice thinks she's gonna be OK, and then she stands up. That was her first mistake. Beatrice has to pull a sicky if she has too many drinks after work. Poor Beatrice, one day they will find a cure.

Beatrice

Oh god Ashley go away. You are just a superwoman. Springing out of bed 4 hours after you went to bed, all "what should we do today?" "Look outside it's sunny!" "We could get ice creams and go to the zoo!" NO ASHLEY. Let people sleep. One day the devil will catch up with you and you will get a proper hangover and then you'll be sorry.

Ashley

Walter needs food and he won't shut up about it. But he's also not very good at getting off his arse and getting some. If Walter crashes at your house by the time you wake up all your cereal will be gone, as well as all the weird stuff in your fridge that has been there for too long. Walter is a simple creature, and once he has been fed he is pleasant company to watch The Food Network for five hours with.

Walter

Timothy gets existential hangovers. Booze makes little Tim sad the next day. "Why did I say that?" "What was even the point of last night?" "Who even am I anymore?" Chill Timmy. It's OK, you had fun last night and now you have to pay for it, that's how the world works. Have a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea, you'll be just fineee.

Timothy

You have happy Hangovers, and that's just hunky dory for you. "Oh em geee, Beatrice just threw up LOOOOLLL." Everything is megalolz when you have a hangover. Other people's miseries = megalolz. Everything that happened last night = megalolz. Breakfast = LMAO. This is great for you, but be sensitive, not everyone is blessed with your hangovers. Leave the quiet rocking ones be.

Angelina-Mae

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