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24 Things You'll Only Understand If You Have A Lil' Fat Belly

Or a FUPA, a pooch, a gunt, a puku, a food baby, whatever you want to call it.

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4. Or you read about what it actually takes to get a flat stomach and cradle your SPB, whispering sweet nothings to it.

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12. And you've wondered if all those weird wraps and gadgets they sell on Instagram actually work.

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And then you wonder if they know you have a tummy and that's why you see all these adverts. But then you realise that actually they target these adverts to everyone, because everyone has a lil' tummy and everyone feels bad about it. And then you blame the patriarchy.

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22. Because practically no one actually has a flat stomach.

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Like 5% of people are weirdly blessed with one and put all their chub on their arse, and everyone else who has one doesn't get to eat cake or sit on the sofa all day.