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24 Things You'll Only Understand If You Have A Lil' Fat Belly

Or a FUPA, a pooch, a gunt, a puku, a food baby, whatever you want to call it.

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2. Maybe you've always had a convex stomach, even at your very skinniest, or maybe you've been blessed with a SPB (small potbelly) later in life.

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4. Or you read about what it actually takes to get a flat stomach and cradle your SPB, whispering sweet nothings to it.

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8. But you also sometimes stick your tummy way out as far as you can and marvel about how pregnant you look.

12. And you've wondered if all those weird wraps and gadgets they sell on Instagram actually work.

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And then you wonder if they know you have a tummy and that's why you see all these adverts. But then you realise that actually they target these adverts to everyone, because everyone has a lil' tummy and everyone feels bad about it. And then you blame the patriarchy.

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18. There are many names for your small potbelly, such as FUPA, which at least sounds cute.

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Much better than gunt, which comes from where your gut meets your general vaginal area.

19. But maybe you have your own slightly cuter name for your small potbelly.

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"Bernard is coming out tonight" sounds much better than "I'm wearing a tight dress that exposes my tummy fat tonight."

22. Because practically no one actually has a flat stomach.

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Like 5% of people are weirdly blessed with one and put all their chub on their arse, and everyone else who has one doesn't get to eat cake or sit on the sofa all day.

23. And anyway there's this one bit in Pulp Fiction where this lady wishes for a potbelly.

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And she's banging Bruce Willis, so that's cool, if you like that sort of thing.

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