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Are You Actually A Londoner?

How do you feel about the other side of the river?

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  1. Have you ever...

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    Not gone to a party because it was on the other side of the river?
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    Not been able to cross the road because a load of Spanish children on a school trip are in your way?
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    Tutted at someone for bringing a suitcase on the tube during rush hour?
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    Not actually tutted at someone, but really wanted to?
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    Hated yourself for bringing a suitcase on the tube during rush hour?
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    Fallen asleep on the tube and ended up at the end of the line?
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    Fallen asleep on a bus and had to be woken up by the driver?
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    Fallen asleep on a bus and woken up on the wrong side of the river?
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    Complained that Uber drivers don't know as much as black cab drivers?
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    Complained that black cabs are too expensive?
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    Complained that people on Boris bikes are dangerous?
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    Thought it was hilarious to rent a Boris bike when you were drunk?
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    Not been to several famous museums and landmarks?
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    But you keep telling yourself you'll go this weekend?
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    But then you just watch Netflix in bed for the whole weekend because the idea of getting on the tube again is too much?
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    Had a local that was slightly too expensive and always a bit full?
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    Constantly complained about your local, but always go there anyway?
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    Gone to a nice pub and then realised it's a Wetherspoon's?
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    Gone to a pop up restaurant?
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    Queued for a restaurant for more than an hour?
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    And then got bored and gone to a Wetherspoon's?
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    Eaten at Pret twice in one week?
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    Eaten at Chicken Cottage twice in one week?
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    Seen a fox?
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    Seen a dead fox?
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    Seen a terrapin?
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    Seen a terrapin using a dead fox as a sort of make shift raft?
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    Seen a fox eating your rubbish and spreading it all over your street?
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    Had a drunk conversation with a fox?
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    Seen a shopping trolly sticking out of the canal?
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    Seen a celebrity on your road?
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    Seen a celeb in your local?
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    Seen a celeb on the tube?
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    Given a tourist directions and then only afterwards realised they were wrong?
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    Not known how you were going to get to work after it snowed an inch?
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    Not known how you were going to get to work because of "leaves on the line"?
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    Been horrified because a stranger tried to talk to you on public transport?
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    Had a surprisingly nice conversation with a stranger on public transport when you were wasted?
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    Paid more than half your monthly salary in rent?
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    Worried that you will never own your own home?
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    Come to terms with the fact you will probably never own your own home?
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    Gone to Westfield and seriously regretted it?
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    Gone to Oxford Street and swore to never, ever go again?
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    Got angry about someone standing on the left?
 
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