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How Much Of A London Hipster Are You?

Do you know where the next Dalston is?

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  1. Check off everything you've done.

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    You have lived in east London.
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    You have lived in Dalston.
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    You have lived in a place tipped to be “the next Dalston”.
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    You have lived in south London.
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    You have lived in Peckham.
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    You have lived in a place tipped to be “the next Peckham”.
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    You can’t afford to live in Dalston or Peckham but would really like to.
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    You have gone to that bar in a car park in Peckham.
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    You have lied about going to that bar in a car park.
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    You have thought that that bar in a car park is so last year.
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    You think Shoreditch is just full of hen nights now.
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    You don’t even know where to go out in central London.
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    You ride a bike around London.
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    You ride a road bike around London.
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    You ride a fixie bike around London.
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    You go to independent coffee shops.
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    You were sad when you saw another branch of your coffee shop in a different part of London and realised that it was actually a chain.
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    You have worked in an independent coffee shop.
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    You have worked from an independent coffee shop on your MacBook.
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    You go to independent bike shops that also serve coffee on the side, and maybe sell some vinyl too.
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    You go to pubs that serve craft beer.
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    You go to pubs that serve pulled pork.
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    You work in the media.
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    You work in something to do with “tech”.
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    You work at a startup.
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    Your office is on Silicon Roundabout
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    You have an idea for an app.
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    You have considered going on Dragon’s Den with your app, but then you decided that was lame.
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    You have scoffed at someone for suggesting something because they saw it in Time Out.
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    You have lied about discovering something from Time Out.
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    You have signed a petition to stop a chain store from opening on your high street.
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    You have used a chain store that you signed a petition against.
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    You have gone to Columbia Road flower market and not bought anything.
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    You have gone to Columbia Road Flower market just to take a good Instagram.
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    You buy all your clothes from Beyond Retro and Mint.
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    You think Beyond Retro and Mint are overpriced so you look for wholesale vintage events.
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    You have organised a wholesale vintage event.
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    You’ve hung around London Fashion Week hoping to be photographed for a street style blog.
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    You have gone somewhere in London to look at the graffiti.
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    You have uploaded an Instagram of you and some graffiti.
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    You have queued up for a restaurant.
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    You have queued for a restaurant for more than an hour.
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    You have queued up to go to brunch.
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    You have woken up early in preparation for queuing for brunch.
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    You have gone to an upmarket version of Chicken Cottage.
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    You have gone to an upmarket version of Chicken Cottage and thought Chicken Cottage was better.
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    You have gone to the cereal cafe.
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    You have queued to go to the cereal cafe.
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    You run your own night.
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    You have run your own night from a warehouse.
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    You have run your own night from an old working men’s club.
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    You have run your own night from an art gallery.
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    You have DJ'ed.
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    You have considered moving to Berlin.
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    You have complained about the gentrification of your area.
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