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1. A tiny elephant that you can use to write memos on.
Because an elephant never forgets, get it? You can actually get it here.
2. A giant Bic pen lid, to store all your other regular-sized pens inside.
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3. A giant pencil sharpener that stores all your normal pencils.
Big stuff is fun, get it here.
4. A hole punch that leaves a little heart.
Spread some love around your office before the Christmas party season has even started. Get it here.
6. A memo writer and holder that is also a dinosaur.
Dinosaurs make everything better. Get it here.
7. Alphabet rubber stamps, so you can write passive aggressive notes in a cute artsy way.
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8. A cute label maker, so no one else can steal any of your cute desk accessories.
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9. Folders and binders that look like books, so you can pretend you work in a beautiful old library instead of a regular old office.
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10. Leather cable ties, so under your desk can also be nice.
Useful for when you want to have a little cry there. Get them here.
11. Pencils with your name on them, because it's still fun having your name on stuff.
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12. Note pads that you can also use to play table tennis with.
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13. A cork cactus that you can pin all your memos too.
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14. See-through post-its, you don't know how they'll make you more organised, but they definitely will.
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15. A stapler that leaves a sarcastic message.
It doesn't have to be sarcastic, but you know it is. Get it here.
16. An iPad keyboard and stand that looks like a typewriter.
Anything to escape from reality! Get it here.
17. A fake skylight, so you can pretend to be closer to the outside world.
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18. A desk top punching bag, that you just know will come in handy.
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19. And a bullshit button that you can bring to all meetings.
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20. A WTF stamp, that you can just stamp onto everything.
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21. A mini USB fridge, that stores exactly one can of soda.
It would work for beer too. Get it here.
22. A dinosaur stapler remover.
Because DINOSAURS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. Get it here.
23. A cute otter tape dispenser.
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24. A mini shopping cart, to put all the crap you're not quite sure if you can throw away yet in.
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25. A see-no-evil monkey pen holder and whiteboard eraser.
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26. A miniature green pig, just because.
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