1. You think it's super romantic to just lie in bed next to each other reading.
2. And you love a wholesome daytime adventure.
3. You have a terrible habit of cancelling plans just to hang out at home together.
4. You've totally got over the fact that everyone thinks you leave everything early to have sex.
5. But obviously you're actually just going home to sleep.
6. When you have a date night, 9 out of 10 times it involves not leaving the house.
7. And when you do leave the house, your favourite thing to do is shop for practical items.
8. Or of course, eat!
9. But instead of going to the latest trendy place you'll have to queue for, you usually just go to that place round the corner.
10. You're constantly shocked at other couples' stressful-sounding plans.
11. Neither of you have the energy to have any actual drama in your relationship.
12. But you love a good bitch about other people's drama.
13. The only cheating either of you are regularly getting up to is watching an episode of one of "your shows" alone.
14. And a lot of those shows involve cooking or home improvements.
15. Trying out a new recipe is a pretty exciting night in for you guys.
16. If you do go out-out, your favourite nights involve a lot of stupid dancing to songs you know all the words to.
17. If the club is too sweaty, there is no room to dance, and they are playing music with no lyrics, you are out of there.
18. The majority of the time you spend together you are in comfy clothes with no makeup.
19. Because you never have to pretend to be anything you're not in front of them.
20. You guys know that sometimes it's more romantic to stay in with comfort food than dress up for a fancy dinner.
21. And you never, ever have to hold in a fart.
