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Are express lanes with cashiers still even a thing? It’s self check for express lanes, and even for all grocery purchases at some stores, in my region. One night Walmart shut down all lanes with cashiers and sent everyone to self checkout. The line was to the back of the store and… Read More

My dry cleaner always puts my sweaters in plastic bags with snaps over a pants hanger. I keep those bags and use one for each outfit. I have never arrived missing an important garment for an outfit. At the end I’m of the day, the dirty outfit is returned to the plastic bag so at the… Read More

I use the sweater bags from the dry cleaner to pack one outfit for each day. This ensures that I never forget an important garment for an outfit and at the end of the day I put the dirty clothes back in the bag. Makes packing to go home soon much faster and the dirty clothes don’t… Read More

27 - I disregard anything recommended by foodies. Foodies are like bottom feeders / they will eat anything and everything. Why does a hamburger need 26 ingredients. Just because it has all that crap on it doesn’t make it a better burger, it’s just more. I want a burger that tastes… Read More

Farrah Fawcett in The Burning Bed. Still gives me chills to think about it. Also Diary of a Mad Black Woman. When that woman had enough, she served it right back to her husband 10x.

In 2004 I met Tony Curtis. He exuded old Hollywood. He made his way round the room speaking to each person and when he approached me he extended his hand then held my hand the entire time through the entire conversation, focused on our conversation as if there was no one else in the… Read More

Samantha Markle is nothing but a pig who keeps trying to money from her half sister. I hope the judge dismisses the case and makes her pay Megan’s legal expenses.

Not sure which is more hilarious, the actual costumes or the writer’s descriptions. Also some obsession with gladiators but maybe the writer just doesn’t have an adequate category, like 2004 is clearly an indigenous person, and 2017 is some type of art deco or maybe something representing… Read More

I married my ex when I was 19 yrs old and was married to him for 31 years so I had his last name for more years than my own. Over 31 years it became a major part of my identity and was mine to keep.

I was at the National Zoo in WADC and saw a mother slap her children as she was trying to take their picture in front of the pandas. The sun was right in their eyes and they couldn’t help squinting or closing their eyes because the sun hurt them. I was standing just a couple of feet… Read More