Skip To Content
  • Poll badge
  • Quiz badge

The Hardest “Would You Rather” For People Who Fucking Love Breakfast

Can you make some egg-cellent decisions?

  1. Would you rather have a cheap, late night breakfast at IHOP or Denny's?

    Would you rather have a cheap, late night breakfast at IHOP or Denny's?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have a cheap, late night breakfast at IHOP or Denny's?
  1.  
    vote votes
    IHOP
  2.  
    vote votes
    Denny's
  1. Which fancy egg breakfast would you order if you're not paying?

    Which fancy egg breakfast would you order if you're not paying?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Which fancy egg breakfast would you order if you're not paying?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Avocado toast topped with soft boiled egg
  2.  
    vote votes
    Eggs benedict
  3.  
    vote votes
    Croque madam
  1. Would you rather sink your teeth into a cake donut or original?

    Would you rather sink your teeth into a cake donut or original?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather sink your teeth into a cake donut or original?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Cake
  2.  
    vote votes
    Original
  1. Would you rather have the best crepes in Paris or the best bagel in NYC?

    Would you rather have the best crepes in Paris or the best bagel in NYC?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have the best crepes in Paris or the best bagel in NYC?
  1.  
    vote votes
    The best crepes in Paris.
  2.  
    vote votes
    The best bagel in NYC.
  1. You can only choose to eat one of these southern breakfasts. Which is it?

    You can only choose to eat one of these southern breakfasts. Which is it?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
You can only choose to eat one of these southern breakfasts. Which is it?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Biscuits and gravy
  2.  
    vote votes
    Shrimp and grits
  3.  
    vote votes
    Chicken and waffles
  1. Would you rather gobble up waffles or pancakes?

    Would you rather gobble up waffles or pancakes?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather gobble up waffles or pancakes?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Waffles
  2.  
    vote votes
    Pancakes
  1. Would you rather have breakfast in bed or an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet?

    Would you rather have breakfast in bed or an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have breakfast in bed or an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Breakfast in bed
  2.  
    vote votes
    Buffet
  1. Would you rather order a delicious breakfast burrito or savory breakfast tacos?

    Would you rather order a delicious breakfast burrito or savory breakfast tacos?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather order a delicious breakfast burrito or savory breakfast tacos?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Breakfast burrito
  2.  
    vote votes
    Breakfast tacos
  1. You have a nasty hangover. Would you rather go for a full English breakfast or a full American breakfast?

    You have a nasty hangover. Would you rather go for a full English breakfast or a full American breakfast?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
You have a nasty hangover. Would you rather go for a full English breakfast or a full American breakfast?
  1.  
    vote votes
    English breakfast
  2.  
    vote votes
    American breakfast
  1. You're in a hurry to get out the door. Which of these would you rather eat in a time crunch?

    You're in a hurry to get out the door. Which of these would you rather eat in a time crunch?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
You're in a hurry to get out the door. Which of these would you rather eat in a time crunch?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Cereal
  2.  
    vote votes
    Toast
  3.  
    vote votes
    Yogurt
  1. Would you rather have the best Shakshuka in the Middle East or the best pão de queijo in Brazil?

    Would you rather have the best Shakshuka in the Middle East or the best pão de queijo in Brazil?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather have the best Shakshuka in the Middle East or the best pão de queijo in Brazil?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Shakshuka
  2.  
    vote votes
    Pão de queijo
  1. Would you rather order a side of bacon or sausage?

    Would you rather order a side of bacon or sausage?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Would you rather order a side of bacon or sausage?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Bacon
  2.  
    vote votes
    Sausage
  1. And finally, which carb would you rather consume for breakfast?

    And finally, which carb would you rather consume for breakfast?

Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
And finally, which carb would you rather consume for breakfast?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Muffin
  2.  
    vote votes
    Croissant
  3.  
    vote votes
    Scone