1. The Wall Sit-N-Read
2. Page-Turner Push-Ups
3. Trilogy Tricep Reps
4. Character Kicks
5. Literary Lunges
6. Page Planks
7. Chapter Curls
8. Reading Marathon Leg Raises
9. Fat Stack Crunches
10. Series Squats
11. The Cooldown
Note: The following exercises were created for satirical purposes. But if you try these at home and get more fitness and reading in, email the authors so they can feel good about their lives.