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    21 Times People On Twitter Really Nailed The Whole Dating Thing

    "[First date] Are you mad at me?"

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    Let your date know youโ€™re cultured by taking her to the symphony and saying โ€œoh okay cool theyโ€™re doing it that wayโ€ when the oboes kick in

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    your dating profile: i LOVE adventures me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next-->

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    date: you look upset me: [thinking about how she just covered her fries in ketchup instead of putting it on the side] it's nothing

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    *first date* Guy: I like a girl who's good with money Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can't identify your body

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    Him: Let's do it doggy-style Me: I prefer catty-style Him: oo what's tha- Me: *already pushing him off the bed*

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    *lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU

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    DATE: I love women that are extremely honest ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache

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    date: i love your shoes! me: ugh, these old things? they were free date: take the compliment! me: no like a kid stole them, threw them over a guard rail & they hit me on the head date: what?? me: ya turns out they used to belong to some basketball star date: this is โ€˜holesโ€™

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    Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

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    [in bed] Me: Alexa, tell him where the clit is.

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    Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here

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    [ikea date] him: letโ€™s go check out the beds ;) me: *mouthful of meatballs* they sell furniture here?

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    [me experimenting with dirty talk] Hey pal. You ok? You ok In there?

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    DATE: I love playful women ME: [dusting off an old porcelain doll in my purse & setting it on the table] Oh so you won't mind that Cynthia joins us then-

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    Date: why do you guard your plate every time the waiter walks past? Me: *remembering the time he took it when I still had some ketchup left* we canโ€™t trust this guy Brian

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    (holding hands star gazing) Her: Watcha thinkin' about? Me: *looks in her eyes* Potato chips.

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    date: do you like a little danger? me: sure do. dangerโ€™s my middle name... unfortunately my first nameโ€™s stranger. and your mother probably warned you about me

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    [date] HER: I absolutely love Star Wars ME: Oh me too HER: What's your favorite part? ME: *nervously* Uh, when the stars go to war

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    me: goes on a date group chat: ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ me:

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    dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real