Buzz·Posted on Sep 2, 201821 Times People On Twitter Really Nailed The Whole Dating Thing"[First date] Are you mad at me?"by by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff Writer, by Pablo ValdiviaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. andrew @AndrewChamings Let your date know you’re cultured by taking her to the symphony and saying “oh okay cool they’re doing it that way” when the oboes kick in 11:32 PM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. chuuch @ch000ch your dating profile: i LOVE adventures me: sounds like i'd have to do stuff. next--> 01:49 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin date: you look upset me: [thinking about how she just covered her fries in ketchup instead of putting it on the side] it's nothing 01:55 AM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. beth, an alien™ @bourgeoisalien [first date] are you mad at me? 08:08 PM - 22 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sarah Shower @SJSchauer *first date* Guy: I like a girl who's good with money Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can't identify your body 02:25 PM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. schmox @IvoryGazelle Him: Let's do it doggy-style Me: I prefer catty-style Him: oo what's tha- Me: *already pushing him off the bed* 05:39 PM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. batkaren @batkaren *lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU 02:24 AM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt DATE: I love women that are extremely honest ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache 01:34 AM - 17 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jill Gutowitz @jillboard date: i love your shoes! me: ugh, these old things? they were free date: take the compliment! me: no like a kid stole them, threw them over a guard rail & they hit me on the head date: what?? me: ya turns out they used to belong to some basketball star date: this is ‘holes’ 06:09 PM - 28 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Robin McCauley Lynch @RobinMcCauley Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me. 05:29 PM - 05 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Just a Girl @perfect_messs [in bed] Me: Alexa, tell him where the clit is. 02:03 PM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here 08:10 PM - 26 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. sarahdactyl @girlnarly [ikea date] him: let’s go check out the beds ;) me: *mouthful of meatballs* they sell furniture here? 11:09 PM - 20 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. damage simpson @hellohappy_time [me experimenting with dirty talk] Hey pal. You ok? You ok In there? 12:10 AM - 17 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt DATE: I love playful women ME: [dusting off an old porcelain doll in my purse & setting it on the table] Oh so you won't mind that Cynthia joins us then- 02:31 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Date: why do you guard your plate every time the waiter walks past? Me: *remembering the time he took it when I still had some ketchup left* we can’t trust this guy Brian 06:12 PM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Hand Solo ™ @RdrJay47 (holding hands star gazing) Her: Watcha thinkin' about? Me: *looks in her eyes* Potato chips. 03:10 PM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. sarahdactyl @girlnarly date: do you like a little danger? me: sure do. danger’s my middle name... unfortunately my first name’s stranger. and your mother probably warned you about me 08:35 PM - 09 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Floyd @dafloydsta [date] HER: I absolutely love Star Wars ME: Oh me too HER: What's your favorite part? ME: *nervously* Uh, when the stars go to war 04:27 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. tony! toni! toné! stark @dopegirlfresh me: goes on a date group chat: 👀👀👀👀👀👀 me: 03:21 PM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real 03:29 AM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite