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9 Sex Positions Only Book Lovers Will Understand

To missionary or not to missionary.

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1. "The Darcy"

Takes their sweet time ravishing you all the while reminding you how amazing they are.
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Takes their sweet time ravishing you all the while reminding you how amazing they are.

2. "The Gatsby"

Where more time is spent lavishly prepping for the sex than the actual act of it.
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Where more time is spent lavishly prepping for the sex than the actual act of it.

3. "The Christian Grey"

Answers any question with “my cock concurs” during intercourse.
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Answers any question with “my cock concurs” during intercourse.

4. "The Moaning Myrtle"

Extremely loud sex that can be heard ‘round the castle.
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Extremely loud sex that can be heard ‘round the castle.

5. "The Crime and Punishment"

A failed attempt at BDSM role play.
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A failed attempt at BDSM role play.

6. "The Jon Snow"

When you expect mediocre sex but there’s more ~skills in the sack~ than you had thought.
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When you expect mediocre sex but there’s more ~skills in the sack~ than you had thought.

7. "The Sherlock Holmes"

Unfamiliar sex that begins as a mystery but is quickly resolved.
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Unfamiliar sex that begins as a mystery but is quickly resolved.

8. "The Charles Dickens"

Lackluster sex that stems from expectations being too great.
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Lackluster sex that stems from expectations being too great.

9. "The Elizabeth Bennet"

Lengthy durations of flirting that concludes with epic cunnilingus.
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Lengthy durations of flirting that concludes with epic cunnilingus.

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