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34 Photos Of Olympic Fencers Who Are So Hot It's Problematic

You want these men to stick it to you.

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When you typically think of sword fighting, this is probably what comes to mind:

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But modern day sword fighters are called fencers and after thorough research* we've concluded that the Olympic fencers are REALLY HOT.

*Methodology: Using Google to find any Olympic fencer with a shirtless pic.

1. This sweaty, sexy champion is Miles Chamley-Watson:

2. 🚨 HE IS ALSO A MODEL. 🚨

3. Just look at the way he handles his erect foil.

4. Don't lie, you'd want those dreamy eyes staring right up at you.

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5. Here is Rene Pranz, Team Austria, King of Cheekbones and sexy smolders:

6. THE TOTAL PACKAGE, TBH.

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😏😏😏

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7. This is Daryl Homer and his big sabre:

8. He's on the U.S. team and is also VERY HOT.

9. A true American hero, and sexy, sexy, man.

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GOD BLESS AMERICA.

10. This firm man with the rippling abs is Jun Heo.

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11. This bearded beauty is Giorgio Avola.

12. He fences for Italy but does lots of other things, like look good in pools.

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Why does Italy get all the good things?

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13. This is Race Imboden, alternate for Team U.S.A.:

14. Here he is in all his 6'1" glory:

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πŸ”₯ πŸ’― πŸ”₯ πŸ’― πŸ”₯ πŸ’― πŸ”₯ πŸ’― πŸ”₯

15. HERE ARE HIS ROCK HARD ABS.

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*PURRRRRSSSS*

16. With that flawless physique, he's basically Adonis incarnate.

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17. This is Enzo Lefort, Team France:

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Breathtaking.

18. Here he is, wearing some very tiny shorts.

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*gasps*

19. And here he is working out for your orgasmic viewing pleasure:

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20. Here is Andrea Cassara, Team Italy:

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Bonafide sexy man.

21. Also he has a very, very, very nice bod.

22. How is it possible for one man to be so attractive?

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HOW?????

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23. This is Paolo Pizzo and his glorious Italian bod:

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*revs Ferrari engine*

24. We mere mortals are just #Blessed to feast our eyes upon his greatness.

25. Those abs, those arms, THAT SMILE.

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26. Allow me to introduce Alexander Choupenitch:

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Complicated last name, uncomplicated hot man.

27. A man so fine, he makes himself thirsty.

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Simply stunning.

28. He represents the Czech fencing team VERY well, TBH.

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Ah yes, that's the position.

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29. This supreme hunk of beefcake is Aldo Montano, Team Italy:

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Your knees are melting, I know it.

30. BRB, FRAMING THIS TO PUT ON MY WALL.

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His back muscles have back muscles.

31. Sexy AF.

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*faints*

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32. And finally, this smiling Swiss is Benjamin Steffen:

33. HE WORKS HIS ÉPÉE LIKE A GODDAMN GREEK GOD.

34. WHY ARE FENCERS SO HOT????

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