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34 Photos Of Olympic Fencers Who Are So Hot It's Problematic

You want these men to stick it to you.

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But modern day sword fighters are called fencers and after thorough research* we've concluded that the Olympic fencers are REALLY HOT.

*Methodology: Using Google to find any Olympic fencer with a shirtless pic.

1. This sweaty, sexy champion is Miles Chamley-Watson:

Instagram: @mchamleywatson

10/10 would lick ice-cream off of.

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2. 🚨 HE IS ALSO A MODEL. 🚨

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I would quit my 9-5 just to feed him grapes AND SO WOULD YOU.

3. Just look at the way he handles his erect foil.

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AND HOW HIS ASS IS LITERAL PERFECTION.

4. Don't lie, you'd want those dreamy eyes staring right up at you.

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*gurgling noises*

5. Here is Rene Pranz, Team Austria, King of Cheekbones and sexy smolders:

Instagram: @renepranz

Those piercing eyes are breathtaking.

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7. This is Daryl Homer and his big sabre:

Instagram: @daryldhomer

Also pictured: his perfect lips and glorious abs.

8. He's on the U.S. team and is also VERY HOT.

Instagram: @daryldhomer

Stronger than Hercules, softer then velvet.

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10. This firm man with the rippling abs is Jun Heo.

Instagram: @heojun001

Korean fencer and in case you hadn't noticed, VERY ATTRACTIVE MALE MODEL.

11. This bearded beauty is Giorgio Avola.

Instagram: @gioavola

HE IS SO HOT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS.

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13. This is Race Imboden, alternate for Team U.S.A.:

Instagram: @race_imboden

See also: Real ginger and bonafide hottie.

16. With that flawless physique, he's basically Adonis incarnate.

Instagram: @race_imboden

If any more man squeezed into that speedo it'd pop right off.

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19. And here he is working out for your orgasmic viewing pleasure:

Instagram: @enzo_lefort

This is a cinematic masterpiece.

24. We mere mortals are just #Blessed to feast our eyes upon his greatness.

Instagram: @paolo_pizzo

Too much man for those pants.

32. And finally, this smiling Swiss is Benjamin Steffen:

Instagram: @benjamin_steffen

Also known as the happiest swordsman, for multiple reasons.

33. HE WORKS HIS ÉPÉE LIKE A GODDAMN GREEK GOD.

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34. WHY ARE FENCERS SO HOT????

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Question of the century.

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