2. Hamm’s ham in a lime green onesie? Yes, please!
3. This face: fuckable.
5. I mean, just look at this O-face. JUST. LOOK. AT. IT.
7. He’s just magnificent at wearing a curly wig and thrusting.
Don’t act like you don’t want the D, Biebs.
13. And his “Meh.” eyebrow game is ON. POINT.
14. OK, I legit just blacked out.
15. Not even gonna act like I don’t wish I was Betty White.
She’s getting BACKED UP ON.
16. Finger guns, in general, are douchey. But on Hamm? Sweet sassy molassey.
17. It’s like pretending to be a douche actually makes his hotness ranking HIGHER.
How does he do it? By channeling a d-bag, does his D grow stronger?
18. Driving a car WITH HIS DICK?!?!
20. I think Hamm is saying what we’ve all been thinking here: UGHHHHH.
22. I CAN’T. I CAN’T. I CAN’T. I CANNOT.
23. It must be really nice to be Jon Hamm and know you’re the only person in the world whose O-face ain’t even awkward.
Ain’t complaining, just saying!
24. Bing Bong, Bing Bong, show us your ding dong.
25. When he whines like a little bitch, it’s basically like, “I will be your bitch. Just tell me when to draw the bath.”
26. Eating Ritz crackers in a robe and giving zero fucks? Pretty tasty.
Let me be that Ritz product placement, please.
27. WHO HAS THE JOB OF SMOOTHING A SHEET OVER HIS ASS?!
HOW DO I APPLY.
29. And even when he’s getting his ass licked by Tina Fey: He’s just still so goddamn sexy.
Thank you for being a hero to us all, Hamm.
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