2. ANSWER: Fuck yes they are, to state the obvious.
3. That’s because their red locks shine brighter than all the other colors combined…
4. …seducing us like a bird of paradise’s mating dance.
Hello, I will be yours if you’ll have me?
8. OK, OK. No more yelling. Ewan McGregor becomes frightened around loud noises.
And I don’t want to scare his ginger face off.
9. Yes, fixating on one hair color is a straight-up fetish.
12. So fucking good.
Shhh… Benedict Cumberbatch… Just let me gaze upon you in peace.
16. But whatever, I’m just going to be that person with a fetish who shamelessly objectifies redhead men. Whatever, I’m DTF with it.
BTW, haiii Michael C. Hall. :::kisses:::
18. Redheads who are royals: HOT.
19. Redheads with guitars and beautiful angel voices: TOTALLY DTF WITH THAT.
Haiii, Josh Homme, let’s talk about doing stuff, or not doing stuff, just so long as we’re talking.
20. Redheads flaunting a touch of bicep: SUPER HOT.
23. Don’t wake me up, I’m happy here, JUST LEAVE ME.
24. Hold up, hold up, I spoke too soon…
25. Rupert Grint’s magical mane is making me see the light again.
27. But so was spiked hair, as Rob Kazinsky proves.
30. Maybe Seth Green will let me use his tinge of ginge beard as a drool cloth?
Seth? Help a lady out?
I’m positively parched now. I need some water. Gah dahm, Kevin McKidd.
33. BONUS PIC: The prince with his royal hand by his royal ginger jewels.
I can’t with this right now…
34. And BECAUSE WE ALL NEED THIS: Here are Prince Harry’s ginger abs.
MY BODY IS SO GODDAMN READY.