The Super Bowl halftime show just happened, and because god is good: Missy Elliott came onstage.
We haven't seen her in forever, but that "ding dee dee ding da ding" sound came on...
AND LEGIT, EVERYONE WAS LIKE, NO FUCKING WAY. NO FUCKING WAY IS MY LIFE THIS GOOD.
She brought down the house, and STOLE THE DAMN SHOW.
That time @MissyElliott stole the halftime show. #SuperBowI
And while wise people like Anderson Cooper were like, "YAAASSSSS, SLAY"...
Don't leave Missy Elliot!
Other people literally have no idea who she is.
Straight-up are confused.
Who is Missy Elliot ?
Like, they had to GOOGLE. IT.
Who is Missy? Serious question. Had to google her. Confused about half time. Katy killed it tho.
So, I'm going to do y'all a solid and educate you.
This is Missy from her song, "The Rain," where she's rocking a TRASH BAG as an outfit. A TRASH BAG.
This is her song "Work It," and it is revolutionary.
View this video on YouTube
This is one of the lyrics: "Phone before you come / I need to shave my chocha."
And this is "Get Ur Freak On," which you heard in the Super Bowl.
View this video on YouTube
You can dance, cry, or eat Cheetos to it, among other things.
Educate. Yourself. Because Missy is legit the only thing you need in life.
John Green gets it.
Congratulations to @MissyElliott on saving America.
SERIOUSLY, MISSY, PLEASE COME BACK!
#MissyElliot come Back 🙏