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Some People Don't Know Who Missy Elliott Is

You don't know who Missy is? That's like asking, "WHO IS FOOTBALL?"

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We haven't seen her in forever, but that "ding dee dee ding da ding" sound came on...

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AND LEGIT, EVERYONE WAS LIKE, NO FUCKING WAY. NO FUCKING WAY IS MY LIFE THIS GOOD.

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But actually, yes, your life really is this good.

She brought down the house, and STOLE THE DAMN SHOW.

That time @MissyElliott stole the halftime show. #SuperBowI

Alexander Liang@KENTONmagazineFollow

That time @MissyElliott stole the halftime show. #SuperBowI

6:02 PM - 01 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

And while wise people like Anderson Cooper were like, "YAAASSSSS, SLAY"...

Other people literally have no idea who she is.

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Straight-up are confused.

Like, they had to GOOGLE. IT.

Who is Missy? Serious question. Had to google her. Confused about half time. Katy killed it tho.

Tracy@indypuiiaFollow

Who is Missy? Serious question. Had to google her. Confused about half time. Katy killed it tho.

5:48 PM - 01 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

This is her song "Work It," and it is revolutionary.

View this video on YouTube

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This is one of the lyrics: "Phone before you come / I need to shave my chocha."

And this is "Get Ur Freak On," which you heard in the Super Bowl.

View this video on YouTube

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You can dance, cry, or eat Cheetos to it, among other things.

John Green gets it.

Congratulations to @MissyElliott on saving America.

John Green@johngreenFollow

Congratulations to @MissyElliott on saving America.

5:27 PM - 01 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

SERIOUSLY, MISSY, PLEASE COME BACK!