6. This is what happens when you try to stand up in flip-flops.
8. Yeah, flip-flops are the fucking worst.
10. This is the obnoxious sound a flip-flop makes, and only adorable children can get away with it.
Your shoes shouldn’t come with their own soundtrack, FYI.
16. They also manage to make impossibly handsome people, like Zac Efron, look like fucking idiots.
17. Or classy ladies, like Susan Sarandon, look like they’ve just wandered out of some vile hippie hut on the beach.
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