R Kelly’s new album “Black Panties” will drop on December 10. But he has been tryin’ to drop panties for years. Let us celebrate some of his most bizarre lyrics. You’re going to be very uncomfortable very quickly.
Avoid that fall/winter slump, move onward! Channel The Cage and never give up. One of his films received 0% on rotten tomatoes. ZERO. PERCENT. And then he won an Oscar. The man never gives up. And you shouldn’t either. Am I getting through to you, Alva?!?!
I experience romantic failures much more often than I do laundry. Or cook myself dinner. Or change my pants. So I’ve developed the formula to OVERCOME. These aren’t all the best songs in the world, but my god, they will get you through.
I’ve made a terrible mistake.