Which Member Of The Bluth Family Are You?

"I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it." —hopefully not you

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    Wool.
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    Wool.
    Satin.
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    Satin.
    Velvet.
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    Velvet.
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    "It took me longer than expected to get ready."
    "I fell asleep."
    "I got tied up."
    "I'm not late, you're early."
    "What do you mean? I was here the whole time."
    "I forgot."
    "I needed a hand with something."
    "Family issues."
    There's no excuse for being late.
  3. 3.

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    Banana smoothie.
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    Banana smoothie.
    Virgin piña colada.
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    Virgin piña colada.
    Straight vodka.
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    Straight vodka.
    Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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    Mike's Hard Lemonade.
    Colt 45.
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    Colt 45.
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    I'd really rather not make a chicken sound.
    Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!
    Caw! Ca-caw! Caw! Ca-caw!
    Chaw! Chee-chaw! Chee-chaw!
    A-coodle-doodle-do! A-coodle-doodle-do!
    Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck-ahhh!
    Coo-caw! Coo-caw!
    Cock-a-doodle-doo, motherfucker!
    I don't know, but I do know that chickens DON'T clap.
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    Rainbow ice cream with rainbow sprinkles.
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    Rainbow ice cream with rainbow sprinkles.
    Häagen-Dazs rum raisin.
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    Häagen-Dazs rum raisin.
    Strawberry ice cream in a wafer cone.
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    Strawberry ice cream in a wafer cone.
    Banana split.
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    Banana split.
    Vanilla ice cream in a bowl.
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    Vanilla ice cream in a bowl.
    Ben & Jerry's half baked
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    Ben & Jerry's half baked
    Chocolate chip chocolate ice cream.
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    Chocolate chip chocolate ice cream.
    Coffee ice cream.
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    Coffee ice cream.
    I'm lactose intolerant.
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    I'm lactose intolerant.
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    Study, study, study.
    Agonize. How are you going to learn this all in one night?
    Forge a note from your "mother" excusing yourself from class.
    Flirt with the smart kid in class and ask if you can cheat off him or her.
    Act like you're sick so you can stay home from school.
    Skip school. There was a movie you wanted to see anyway.
    Explain to your teacher that you're unprepared and ask for more time.
    Pay someone to take it for you.
    Panic and quit school.
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    Leprechaun.
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    Leprechaun.
    Unicorn.
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    Unicorn.
    Gnome.
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    Gnome.
    Hobbit.
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    Hobbit.
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    X-ray vision.
    Super strength.
    Invisibility.
    Mind reading.
    Shape shifter.
    Flight.
    Mind control.
    Telekinesis.
    Teleportation.
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    Just some toast.
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    Just some toast.
    Fruit Loops and milk.
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    Fruit Loops and milk.
    Hardboiled eggs.
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    Hardboiled eggs.
    Banana nut muffin.
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    Banana nut muffin.
    Bloody Mary.
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    Bloody Mary.
    Sausage.
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    Sausage.
    Bran flakes.
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    Bran flakes.
    Scrambled eggs.
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    Scrambled eggs.
    I have a meeting, there's no time for breakfast.
    I have a meeting, there's no time for breakfast.
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    Out for a walk around town.
    Spending much-needed time with family.
    Shopping.
    On a date.
    Catching a show at the local theatre.
    At a work event.
    At a bar.
    Hanging with my hoes.
    No one invited me anywhere.
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    Lettuce.
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    Lettuce.
    Mushrooms.
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    Mushrooms.
    Blue cheese.
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    Blue cheese.
    Hot sauce .
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    Hot sauce .
    Caramelized onions.
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    Caramelized onions.
    Club sauce.
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    Club sauce.
    Banana peppers.
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    Banana peppers.
    A bun...duh.
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    A bun...duh.
    I don't like burgers.
    I don't like burgers.
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    Myself!
    Important paperwork.
    Jewelry.
    Money.
    Irreplaceable photos.
    The family pet.
    Your favorite stuffed animal.
    Your diary.
    As many articles of clothing as you can carry.

Which Member Of The Bluth Family Are You?

You got: George Bluth, Sr.

Well done! Go have a love affair with an ice cream sandwich.

George Bluth, Sr.
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You got: Lucille Bluth

Congrats! Go see a Star War.

Lucille Bluth
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You got: Gob Bluth

You've made a huge mistake...by not getting Gob sooner! Way to go!

Gob Bluth
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You got: Lindsay Bluth-Fünke

You got Lindsay? That's better than a million fucking diamonds!

Lindsay Bluth-Fünke
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You got: Michael Bluth

I don't know what you expected.

Michael Bluth
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You got: George Michael Bluth

Wow, you got George Michael! What a fun, sexy time for you!

George Michael Bluth
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You got: Buster Bluth

Off the hook!

Buster Bluth
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You got: Tobias Fünke

It seems the man inside you was Tobias all along.

Tobias Fünke
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You got: Maeby Fünke

You got Maeby? Welp, that was a freebie.

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You got: Ann Veal

Her? She's not even technically part of the Bluth fam! Well, it's ok, Fam, you probably have a great sense of humor or something.

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You got: Franklin Delano Bluth

Groovy! You didn't actually want to be related to that tight-ass family anyway, ya freak bitch.

Franklin Delano Bluth
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You got: Oscar Bluth

Nice! Go celebrate with some hot tea, because that's what you are. A hottie!

Oscar Bluth
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