"It took me longer than expected to get ready.""I fell asleep.""I got tied up.""I'm not late, you're early.""What do you mean? I was here the whole time.""I forgot.""I needed a hand with something.""Family issues."There's no excuse for being late.
Herbal tea.Whole milk.Juice.Banana smoothie.Virgin piña colada.Straight vodka.Coffee.Mike's Hard Lemonade.Colt 45.
I'd really rather not make a chicken sound.Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!Caw! Ca-caw! Caw! Ca-caw!Chaw! Chee-chaw! Chee-chaw!A-coodle-doodle-do! A-coodle-doodle-do!Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck-ahhh!Coo-caw! Coo-caw!Cock-a-doodle-doo, motherfucker!I don't know, but I do know that chickens DON'T clap.
Rainbow ice cream with rainbow sprinkles.Häagen-Dazs rum raisin.Strawberry ice cream in a wafer cone.Banana split.Vanilla ice cream in a bowl.Ben & Jerry's half bakedChocolate chip chocolate ice cream.Coffee ice cream.I'm lactose intolerant.
Study, study, study.Agonize. How are you going to learn this all in one night?Forge a note from your "mother" excusing yourself from class.Flirt with the smart kid in class and ask if you can cheat off him or her.Act like you're sick so you can stay home from school.Skip school. There was a movie you wanted to see anyway.Explain to your teacher that you're unprepared and ask for more time.Pay someone to take it for you.Panic and quit school.
X-ray vision.Super strength.Invisibility.Mind reading.Shape shifter.Flight.Mind control.Telekinesis.Teleportation.
Just some toast.Fruit Loops and milk.Hardboiled eggs.Banana nut muffin.Bloody Mary.Sausage.Bran flakes.Scrambled eggs.I have a meeting, there's no time for breakfast.
Out for a walk around town.Spending much-needed time with family.Shopping.On a date.Catching a show at the local theatre.At a work event.At a bar.Hanging with my hoes.No one invited me anywhere.
Lettuce.Mushrooms.Blue cheese.Hot sauce .Caramelized onions.Club sauce.Banana peppers.A bun...duh.I don't like burgers.
Myself!Important paperwork.Jewelry.Money.Irreplaceable photos.The family pet.Your favorite stuffed animal.Your diary.As many articles of clothing as you can carry.
Which Member Of The Bluth Family Are You?
Well done! Go have a love affair with an ice cream sandwich.
Congrats! Go see a Star War.
You've made a huge mistake...by not getting Gob sooner! Way to go!
You got Lindsay? That's better than a million fucking diamonds!
I don't know what you expected.
Wow, you got George Michael! What a fun, sexy time for you!
Off the hook!
It seems the man inside you was Tobias all along.
You got Maeby? Welp, that was a freebie.
Her? She's not even technically part of the Bluth fam! Well, it's ok, Fam, you probably have a great sense of humor or something.
Groovy! You didn't actually want to be related to that tight-ass family anyway, ya freak bitch.
Nice! Go celebrate with some hot tea, because that's what you are. A hottie!