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    Jul 18, 2013

    21 Ways To Wear Pizza With Pride

    Because true pizza lovers know it isn't just a food, it's a lifestyle. Via Etsy.

    1. Dangling from your ears.

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    If only they smelled like pizza. Get a pair here.

    2. On your phone.

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    This way you will remember to order pizza for dinner. Get one here.

    3. As a patch.

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    They missed a really good "crust" pun, but this is still awesome. Grab one here.

    4. When you're dressed up.

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    No suit is complete without a pie on each wrist. Get yours here.

    5. On your tie.

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    Pair this baby with those cufflinks and people will know you don't mess around with pizza. Find it here.

    6. On your chest.

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    Pizzadelic, dude. Find 'em here.

    7. With your seven best friends.

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    Nothing says "We'll be friends forever" like a good slice of 'za. Get yours here.

    8. In a private place.

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    SAUCY! Buy it here.

    9. In your other private places.

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    (These are nipple pasties). (AND THEY GLOW IN THE DARK). Buy a pair here.

    10. Around your whole body!

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    Don't act you never wanted to crawl inside a warm slice of pizza and take a quick nap. Get one here.

    11. On your keys.

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    If only this keychain came with a pizza-mobile. Find one here.

    12. On your head.

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    Beanie pizza... sounds delish. Grab yours here.

    13. On your finger.

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    This is a perfectly acceptable engagement ring, don't let anyone tell you any differently. Yours is here.

    14. As a button.

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    Pin this baby wherever your pizza-loving heart desires! Purchase yours here.

    15. On your baby.

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    Which is almost as cool as having a baby made of pizza. Buy it here.

    16. On your lips.

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    Kiss me immediately. Find these here.

    17. Wrapped around your throat.

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    Warm and toasty. Get yours here.

    18. On your hands.

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    They're fingerless so you can still eat your pizza when you're wearing them. Get a pair here.

    19. Around your wrist.

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    That burger might seem out of place, but consider how amazing burger-pizza would taste? Find yours here.

    20. In your hair.

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    Most people would think having pizza in your hair is a bad thing. Most people would be wrong. Purchase yours here.

    21. IN YOUR MOUTH.

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    This is, hands down, the best place to put pizza.

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