Buzz·Posted on Nov 6, 201723 Tweets To Read If You Stan The Hell Out Of ThanksgivingIt's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the year. *Burps, farts, takes a nap*by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. noah @NoahPesante When you're ready to eat on Thanksgiving and the family says "kids first" 04:44 AM - 16 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ike Barinholtz @ikebarinholtz PLEASE remember not to ruin everyone's Thanksgiving by being a dick and putting raisins or fruit in your stuffing 11:32 PM - 26 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. livin @issabornsinner when it's 7:30 and thanksgiving dinner still not ready. 12:23 AM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Pumpkin Spiceotope @BuckyIsotope *builds time machine* *travels back to first Thanksgiving* *slaps cranberries out of pilgrim's hand* You're not making this a thing 03:14 AM - 27 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A 🥀 @andiiiiiiii_ me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives at thanksgiving dinner 06:18 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Carrie Brownstein @Carrie_Rachel Thanksgiving Turkeys probably feel less fearful of death knowing how many of them will have a second life on @instagram. 09:35 PM - 26 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. scumcity ceo @scumcityceo When you full asf at thanksgiving dinner and ya grandma puts more food on your plate 09:19 PM - 27 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Nick Spears @nickspears #Thanksgiving is an American holiday where the entire family comes together to shit in one guest toilet. 11:25 PM - 16 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Baby Daddy Kell Sr. @PleaseSayTheSr How Ima be on thanksgiving.. 01:10 AM - 20 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 🌸 @lareina__be I never understood why we get so dressed up for Thanksgiving and don’t go anywhere, just walking around the kitchen fly as hell 😂 04:47 AM - 24 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian When you wake up from your nap after Thanksgiving Dinner and you're full, but you still eat more anyway. 02:46 AM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Patrick Monahan @pattymo The Venn diagram of people who call Thanksgiving "Turkey Day" and those who call McDonald's "Mickey D's" has gotta be just a circle right 11:41 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. daddy. @TayWest Kids eat first "You a child of god so go" 08:59 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. DonOfTheDead Nichols @TheDairylandDon No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek. 07:46 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Xay 🧜🏾♂️ @hoodopulence When your favorite cousin walks through the door #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies 02:49 PM - 24 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving? Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza. 4: Their dad was probably mean, too. 02:03 PM - 22 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Megan Amram @meganamram My thigh gap is looking fresh as hell 02:41 AM - 28 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Alex Blagg @alexblagg LIFEHACK: When you sit down for Thanksgiving dinner this year, set the tone by quietly placing a small handgun on the table in front of you 03:38 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. the garbage shit boo @davedittell in 2005 me and my college buddies made the turkey carcass into a bong. happy Thanksgiving everybody 06:59 PM - 25 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit Every year I hope someone in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just stops, looks around, and says "Guys, what the fuck are we all doing" 07:10 PM - 24 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. haunted heaux 👻 @mu5ings When you go into the kitchen to taste some food and ya auntie catches you #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies 11:38 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Stay in shape this Thanksgiving by running away every time you see someone you went to high school with. 01:02 AM - 27 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. hersheyyy ✨ @xo_hershey "What you making for thanksgiving?" "... my plate" 04:00 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite