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23 Tweets To Read If You Stan The Hell Out Of Thanksgiving

It's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the year. *Burps, farts, takes a nap*

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When you're ready to eat on Thanksgiving and the family says "kids first"

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PLEASE remember not to ruin everyone's Thanksgiving by being a dick and putting raisins or fruit in your stuffing

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when it's 7:30 and thanksgiving dinner still not ready.

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*builds time machine* *travels back to first Thanksgiving* *slaps cranberries out of pilgrim's hand* You're not making this a thing

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me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives at thanksgiving dinner

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Thanksgiving Turkeys probably feel less fearful of death knowing how many of them will have a second life on @instagram.

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When you full asf at thanksgiving dinner and ya grandma puts more food on your plate

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#Thanksgiving is an American holiday where the entire family comes together to shit in one guest toilet.

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I never understood why we get so dressed up for Thanksgiving and donโ€™t go anywhere, just walking around the kitchen fly as hell ๐Ÿ˜‚

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When you wake up from your nap after Thanksgiving Dinner and you're full, but you still eat more anyway.

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The Venn diagram of people who call Thanksgiving "Turkey Day" and those who call McDonald's "Mickey D's" has gotta be just a circle right

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Kids eat first "You a child of god so go"

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No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek.

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When your favorite cousin walks through the door #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies

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4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving? Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza. 4: Their dad was probably mean, too.

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My thigh gap is looking fresh as hell

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LIFEHACK: When you sit down for Thanksgiving dinner this year, set the tone by quietly placing a small handgun on the table in front of you

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in 2005 me and my college buddies made the turkey carcass into a bong. happy Thanksgiving everybody

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Every year I hope someone in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade just stops, looks around, and says "Guys, what the fuck are we all doing"

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When you go into the kitchen to taste some food and ya auntie catches you #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies

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Stay in shape this Thanksgiving by running away every time you see someone you went to high school with.

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"What you making for thanksgiving?" "... my plate"

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