Hey! You know these things? Loofahs?
Did you think they came from the ocean? Because ME TOO.
It's not (y)our fault!!! Every time you see a loofah, it's surrounded by OCEAN PARAPHERNALIA.
IT'S A CONSISTENT MOTIF.
I know what you're thinking. That is NOT the ocean. I KNOW. But it's true! They come from gourds!
Sponge gourds and luffa gourds, to be specific! And probably other gourds that I'm gonna hear about in the comment section.
First you dry out the gourd.
And then you peel off the skin.
And inside is a freaking LOOFAH!
So GET LOST, sea stuff!!! Loofahs are LAND THINGS.
I know, me either! I love my job!!!
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vote votesI know, me either! I love my job!!!