6. Unfortunately, no. You’re just on a janky ass wooden roller coaster that looks like it hasn’t been serviced in years.
Is that why they play the space music so loud? So you won’t hear the car rattling off the tracks?
9. This is the reaction of most people when they realize how terrifying the *real* Space Mountain is:
10. Can never…
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