Space Mountain With The Lights On Is Scarier Than In The Dark

But for different reasons.

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Because it's not just a roller coaster, it's a roller coaster IN THE DARK!

Which makes for a boring Vine (sorry), but a shit scary ride.

The only time the lights are on is when the roller coaster car ca-chunk-ca-chunks its way to the top of the track and you're simultaneously dying of anticipation.

And then BOOM! You zoom through pitch-black space without knowing what twists, turns, or drops are about to happen to your unsuspecting body.

Unfortunately, no. You're just on a janky ass wooden roller coaster that looks like it hasn't been serviced in years.

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Is that why they play the space music so loud? So you won't hear the car rattling off the tracks?

I mean I guess this looks like space...if space is a 1980s parking garage.

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Please turn the lights back off, I was happier thinking I was hurtling through the great unknown instead of this wooden death trap.

  1. Is Space Mountain scarier with the lights on?

    YES, sweet syrupy sandwiches! That thing is Satan on wheels.
    Nah, it's just a roller coaster.

Space Mountain With The Lights On Is Scarier Than In The Dark