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    Does Kylie Jenner Know How To Use A Chair: An Investigation

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    We are gathered here today to discuss whether or not teenager with lips Kylie Jenner knows how to sit in a chair.

    Let's look at the evidence...

    EXHIBIT A: No.

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    In a valiant first attempt, Kylie Jenner tangles her body in what can only be described as a half-downward dog half-half Nelson. There is pain in her eyes.

    EXHIBIT B: Also no.

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    Kylie Jenner manages to knee the chair in its crotch but never succeeds in actually sitting.

    EXHIBIT C: OK, almost!

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    Kylie Jenner nails the sitting position here, but she does it on the wrong part of the couch. Somewhere in the distance, AC Slater weeps.

    EXHIBIT D: CLOSER!!!

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    Here Kylie Jenner identifies the correct part of the chair for sitting but hovers above it like it's an airport toilet seat. She has come so far.

    EXHIBIT E: NO.

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    In a devastating setback, Kylie Jenner mistakes a chair for a confession bench and kneels. She presses her dog to her ear hoping he may whisper some tips, but he remains silent.

    EXHIBIT F: Still no.

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    Kylie Jenner hires a professional chair-user to coach her into sitting properly, but even a seasoned veteran can't break Kylie of her extreme and pathological mistrust of seats.

    EXHIBIT G: :(

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    Chaos.

    EXHIBIT H: No, no, no.

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    Kylie Jenner attempts a maneuver called Wet Log Lodged In The Back Seat of a Toyota Corolla. It is unsuccessful.

    EXHIBIT I: Ugh, no.

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    In her wild desperation, Kylie Jenner attempts to sit with no chairs in sight. Concerned, her friends and family encourage her to take a break from chair-sitting. Still, Kylie Jenner powers on.

    EXHIBIT J: Not happening.

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    Kylie Jenner hopes to distract onlookers from yet another chair-sitting fiasco by hiding behind an oversized cell phone. It doesn't work.

    EXHIBIT K: Small steps.

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    Kylie Jenner manages to fit her entire body onto a chair. Is she sitting? Even a toddler would agree that no, she is not. But she is grateful for this progress and takes a moment from all her hard work to bask in it.

    EXHIBIT L: NEARLY!

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    Kylie Jenner keeps a hand grounded on the seat to steady herself against the unfamiliar feeling of almost-sitting. "I've seen a mermaid do this once," she tells her chair-spotter, just off camera. "Like, not a real one though."

    EXHIBIT M: Heartbreak.

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    Kylie Jenner, overconfident from her recent successes, mistakes fellow clothes wearer Cara Delevingne for a chair and attempts to sit on her. It's hard to watch.

    EXHIBIT N: Kinda!

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    With half of her body poised in the seat-sitting position, Kylie Jenner is just one leg away from sitting in a chair. A fellow chair-novice closes her eyes and imagines what it will be like when she gets that far in chair sitting.

    EXHIBIT O: No :(

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    Kylie Jenner wrestles the backseat of a couch in an absolute Hail Mary attempt at sitting. Thankfully she remains uninjured.

    EXHIBIT P: SHE'S ALMOST THERE, FOLKS.

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    Kylie Jenner pulls off the most crucial step in sitting: maintaining seat-to-butt contact. If she can accomplish this in an actual chair, she will have reached her goal.

    EXHIBIT Q: NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

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    Here we can see seat-to-butt contact but it's unclear if Kylie Jenner is sitting in a chair or decoratively draping her body across what appears to be the Jeep from Jurassic Park.

    EXHIBIT R: YES!!!!!

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    KYLIE JENNER IS SITTING IN A CHAIR! Her form is wobblier than a newborn giraffe ice skating on Teflon but her butt is seated in that seat!

    Please give her the sitting ovation she's worked so hard for. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘