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How Stereotypically 25 Are You?

I don't know about you, but I am not feeling 22.

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    Have you recently gotten a drastic haircut for reasons you can't really articulate?
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    Have you felt the urge to permanently modify your body with piercings or tattoos?
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    Do you still enjoy going out but significantly less than you did in college?
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    Does a night in on the couch bring you feelings of relief and satisfaction?
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    Does it bum you out when you find out a cool new celebrity is 24 years old?
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    Have you ever thought to yourself, "Am I too old to wear this outfit?"
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    Do you feel the constant looming pressure to take better care of yourself?
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    Do you simultaneously want to exploit the remaining days of your youth by eating everything and/or doing all the drugs?
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    Have you found you require fewer friends than you did in college?
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    Have you had elaborate fantasies about quitting your job?
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    Have you had elaborate fantasies about moving far away?
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    Have you had elaborate fantasies about selling everything you own and living in the woods?
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    Have you had elaborate fantasies about moving back in with your parents, regressing emotionally, and never having to worry about real-life things ever again?
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    Do you ever find yourself awake late at night thinking about your retirement plan?
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    Do you often feel like you have no idea what the fuck is going on?
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    Do you worry you should be doing more investing?
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    Do you get a weird sense of accomplishment from doing menial tasks or chores?
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    Do you find yourself caring more about the cleanliness of your living quarters than you did in college?
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    Do you get blindsided by waves of existential angst?
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    Do you suddenly enjoy your parents' company in a way you never have before?
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    Has it occurred to you that you're actually not too young to start a family, if that was something you wanted to do?
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    Does that completely terrify you?
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    Do you find yourself doing mental check-ins to make sure you're where you're supposed to be in your life (whatever the heck that means)?
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    Do you still cling to the thought that you could totally be famous if given the chance (despite having no apparent talent)?
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    Have you ever had to Urban Dictionary teen slang, juuust to be sure you knew what something meant?
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    Are there any young celebrities that you just straight up don't recognize?
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    Do you sometimes feel like you need to accomplish a great task, like running a marathon or writing a book?
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    Do you simultaneously feel like you should retreat into a Netflix cave for two to four weeks?
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    Are you motivated to eat healthier out of fear and not because you actually like it?
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    Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, "Welp, this is the best I'll ever look"?
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    Do you ever comfort yourself by saying, "I'll have it together by 30"?
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    Do you ever feel sad that you're really, truly no longer a kid?
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    Do you also not really give a fuck that your childhood is over because you can stay up as late as you want and eat what you want and do what you want whenever you want?
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    Are you actually pretty psyched to be living in this transitional, exciting time in your life?
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    Are you 25 years old?
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