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How Similar To Donald Trump Are You?

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    You're from New York.
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    You aspire to be president.
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    You know words, you have the best words.
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    Your skin is the color of a Christmas ham.
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    You're sensitive about the size of your hands.
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    Your hair is a mystery.
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    You pronounce the word huge "yooge."
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    You are very rich. You want people to know you are very rich.
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    You bully celebrities on Twitter.
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    You write your name on everything you make.
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    Your favorite color is gold.
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    You think breast-feeding is "disgusting."
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    You're not a huge fan of Hillary Clinton.
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    You have strong opinions about Bette Midler's appearance.
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    You were heavily invested in Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's break up.
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    You simultaneously think America is great and want to make it great again.
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    You've been married three times.
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    Your current wife has been on the cover of GQ.
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    You're suspicious that Barack Obama forged his birth certificate.
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    You love walls!
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    You hate Rosie O'Donnell.
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    You're "not a big believer" in global warming.
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    You've received a "small" $1M loan from your dad.
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    You believe a person "can never be too greedy."
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    When people make jokes about you, you sue them.
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    You were the host of a reality TV show.
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    You've written over ten books and put your face on the cover of most of them.
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    You're sober, but you had your own line of luxury vodka.
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    You also had a line of gourmet steaks that you only sold at Sharper Image.
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    And your own filtered water.
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    And your own board game.
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    And your own magazine.
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    And your own casino.
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    And your own airline company.
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    And your own university.
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    You have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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    You've appeared in a WWE match.
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    You think your daughter has "a very nice figure" and have thought about dating her (if she wasn't your daughter, of course).
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    You have made references to your genitals on national television.
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    You sometimes get confused between 9/11 and 7-Eleven.
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    You don't think POWs are war heroes.
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    Bing bong.

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