Thought someone was waving at you when they were actually waving at the person behind you.Thought you were talking to your friend, but they had walked away to go look at something.Gotten home from a social event to find food in your teeth.Confidently called someone the wrong name directly to their face.Said your own name wrong when introducing yourself."How are you" "Good, you?" "Not bad, you?"Ran to catch a bus only to have it pull away right when you get there."Happy birthday!" "Thanks, you too!"Said good morning at night or goodnight in the morning.Walked around with your shirt tucked into your underwear.Ripped your pants in public.Got stranded in a public bathroom with no toilet paper.Made eye contact with someone sitting on the toilet through the gap in the stall door.Confidently sang to the wrong lyrics to a song.Spilled food directly on yourself.Spilled an entire drink all over a restaurant table.Got caught sniff-checking your own armpit.Walked around with your fly open for hours.Called your teacher or boss "mom" or "dad."Said "I love you" when hanging up the phone with someone you definitely do not love.Jumped or yelled at the site of what you thought was a rodent but it was just a dust ball."Sorry, I thought you were my friend."Started telling a joke only to realize you forgot the punchline.Walked down the street, realized you were going the wrong way, and had to do the spin of shame.Thought someone talking on their phone was talking to you.Held the door for someone waaay too early.Saw someone you knew down a long hallway and had to pretend you didn't see them yet.Asked someone "What?" too many times so you gave up and said "Haha, yeah!" even though you still can't hear them.Said hey to someone who 100% did not hear you.Said goodbye to someone and then realized you were both walking in the same direction.Told a story only to realize the person you were telling was the one who told it to you.Pulled a "push" door.Walked into a glass door.Shook someone's fingers because you got a bad grip during the handshake.Brushed up against someone's hand while walking next to them.Swung you hand into someone's crotch while walking next to them.Had your phone go off during a movie or important meeting.Dropped your phone while using the toilet in a public bathroom.Sent a text to the person you were talking about instead of the person you were talking WITH.Liked someone's pic from weeks and weeks ago.Tried to fist bump a high five.Tripped over nothing.Showed up wearing the same outfit as someone else.Got a case of the giggles in a very inappropriate venue."You got a haircut!" "Thank you."Forgotten the name of someone you literally just met.Clogged a toilet at someone's house."Have a great day!" "You're welcome."Accidentally spit on someone while talking.Got toilet paper stuck to your shoe.Had a child point out your most sensitive flaw in front of other adults.Forgot what to do with your arms while in conversation with someone.Got to a restaurant waaay too early and just stood outside.Hiccuped very loudly in a quiet room.Messed up a hug.Told a funny story that no one laughed at.Gotten stuck in a revolving door.Tripped over an object and literally fell to the ground.Gotten off an elevator on the wrong floor.Stunk up a bathroom in a place where everyone could tell it was you.Stuttered through ordering food at a restaurant.Clinked teeth with someone while making out.Gotten walked in on in a changing room or bathroom.Walked in on someone in a changing room or bathroom.Made eye contact with stranger in public, and then did it again less than four seconds later.Bought something embarrassing in a store and ran into someone you knew.Typed "go tit" instead of "got it" to someone important.Fell asleep in a place you shouldn't be sleeping.Accidentally grabbed someone's hand on public transportation.Missed the chair while trying to sit down.Bit your tongue in the middle of talking.Messed up public speaking.Shattered a plate or glass in a restaurant.Audibly farted in public.Confidently used the wrong word when talking to an important person.Had a private part slip out of a bathing suit.Realized a shirt or pants were see-through after making it to the event.Drank someone else's drink.Choked on food or water in a public place.Had a coughing fit at the wrong time.Just existed, basically.