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How Many Of These Life-Ruining Embarrassing Things Have You Done?

BECAUSE WE'VE ALL DONE 'EM.

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  1. How many of these embarrassing things have you done?
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    Thought someone was waving at you when they were actually waving at the person behind you.
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    Thought you were talking to your friend, but they had walked away to go look at something.
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    Gotten home from a social event to find food in your teeth.
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    Confidently called someone the wrong name directly to their face.
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    Said your own name wrong when introducing yourself.
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    "How are you" "Good, you?" "Not bad, you?"
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    Ran to catch a bus only to have it pull away right when you get there.
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    "Happy birthday!" "Thanks, you too!"
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    Said good morning at night or goodnight in the morning.
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    Walked around with your shirt tucked into your underwear.
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    Ripped your pants in public.
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    Got stranded in a public bathroom with no toilet paper.
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    Made eye contact with someone sitting on the toilet through the gap in the stall door.
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    Confidently sang to the wrong lyrics to a song.
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    Spilled food directly on yourself.
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    Spilled an entire drink all over a restaurant table.
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    Got caught sniff-checking your own armpit.
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    Walked around with your fly open for hours.
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    Called your teacher or boss "mom" or "dad."
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    Said "I love you" when hanging up the phone with someone you definitely do not love.
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    Jumped or yelled at the site of what you thought was a rodent but it was just a dust ball.
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    "Sorry, I thought you were my friend."
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    Started telling a joke only to realize you forgot the punchline.
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    Walked down the street, realized you were going the wrong way, and had to do the spin of shame.
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    Thought someone talking on their phone was talking to you.
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    Held the door for someone waaay too early.
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    Saw someone you knew down a long hallway and had to pretend you didn't see them yet.
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    Asked someone "What?" too many times so you gave up and said "Haha, yeah!" even though you still can't hear them.
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    Said hey to someone who 100% did not hear you.
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    Said goodbye to someone and then realized you were both walking in the same direction.
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    Told a story only to realize the person you were telling was the one who told it to you.
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    Pulled a "push" door.
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    Walked into a glass door.
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    Shook someone's fingers because you got a bad grip during the handshake.
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    Brushed up against someone's hand while walking next to them.
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    Swung you hand into someone's crotch while walking next to them.
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    Had your phone go off during a movie or important meeting.
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    Dropped your phone while using the toilet in a public bathroom.
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    Sent a text to the person you were talking about instead of the person you were talking WITH.
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    Liked someone's pic from weeks and weeks ago.
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    Tried to fist bump a high five.
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    Tripped over nothing.
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    Showed up wearing the same outfit as someone else.
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    Got a case of the giggles in a very inappropriate venue.
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    "You got a haircut!" "Thank you."
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    Forgotten the name of someone you literally just met.
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    Clogged a toilet at someone's house.
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    "Have a great day!" "You're welcome."
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    Accidentally spit on someone while talking.
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    Got toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
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    Had a child point out your most sensitive flaw in front of other adults.
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    Forgot what to do with your arms while in conversation with someone.
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    Got to a restaurant waaay too early and just stood outside.
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    Hiccuped very loudly in a quiet room.
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    Messed up a hug.
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    Told a funny story that no one laughed at.
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    Gotten stuck in a revolving door.
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    Tripped over an object and literally fell to the ground.
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    Gotten off an elevator on the wrong floor.
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    Stunk up a bathroom in a place where everyone could tell it was you.
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    Stuttered through ordering food at a restaurant.
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    Clinked teeth with someone while making out.
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    Gotten walked in on in a changing room or bathroom.
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    Walked in on someone in a changing room or bathroom.
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    Made eye contact with stranger in public, and then did it again less than four seconds later.
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    Bought something embarrassing in a store and ran into someone you knew.
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    Typed "go tit" instead of "got it" to someone important.
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    Fell asleep in a place you shouldn't be sleeping.
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    Accidentally grabbed someone's hand on public transportation.
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    Missed the chair while trying to sit down.
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    Bit your tongue in the middle of talking.
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    Messed up public speaking.
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    Shattered a plate or glass in a restaurant.
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    Audibly farted in public.
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    Confidently used the wrong word when talking to an important person.
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    Had a private part slip out of a bathing suit.
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    Realized a shirt or pants were see-through after making it to the event.
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    Drank someone else's drink.
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    Choked on food or water in a public place.
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    Had a coughing fit at the wrong time.
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    Just existed, basically.

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