1. This woman who could not give a fuck that she was holding up other people on the moving sidewalk:
2. This hockey fan who was more interesting than the game itself:
3. This woman who cut her partner's sandwich like this just to mess with him:
4. The woman who spiced up the cupboards:
5. This woman who showed up to a party dressed as her own boyfriend:
6. This woman who stays true to her word:
7. This woman who feeds squirrels with a marionette of herself:
8. This woman who stayed one step ahead of the creeps on eBay:
9. This woman who complained about a pot hole, got tired of waiting for the town to take action, and did something about it herself:
10. This woman who needed to be rescued from the kiddie pool (and the two women who helped her):
11. This absolute legend:
12. This three-year-old who just realized she had twenty-three actual dollars to her name:
13. This mom who made her kid a "cool bookmark:"
14. This woman who visited Colorado to smoke legal weed and listen to a dubstep Frank Sinatra song for an hour on repeat:
15. This parking attendant who told someone they were safe to park and then left this empty envelope on their window just to give them a quick heart attack:
16. This pharmacist who has a sense of humor about her job:
17. This gamer who invented a way to hydrate without having to hit pause:
18. This woman who took her frustration out on her enemies by crocheting a bag of dicks:
19. This aspiring jeweler who created the only bracelet I ever want to wear:
20. This woman who just wanted to be covered in starfish:
21. And the goddess who I pray to every night:
