12.
A month bleaker than a tumbleweed on the moon:
11.
The month that took "first is the worst" a little too literally:
10.
The month that is one giant tease:
9.
The month that starts the beginning of the end:
8.
The month that personifies the word "moist:"
7.
The month that isn't April:
6.
A month that hinges its entire reputation on a single day:
5.
The month that fully commits to being summer:
4.
A month cozier than a puppy in a sweater:
3.
A month that's one giant party:
2.
The month that gets better with age:
1.
The greatest month there ever was: