4.
This score card after the US disqualification in the 2014 World Cup.
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This championship t-shirt:
10.
This no laughing matter:
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This shout out to Buzz and Neil:
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This home-grown tobacco product.
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This definition of "free":
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This noble realization:
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This lesson in technology:
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This necessary relocation:
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This innovative design:
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And this sweet, sweet American burn:
Happy birthday to the greatest country in the universe!