1. A gilded scratch-off map so you can make the most of future trips you two take together. Now might be the time to share you *only* like beach vacations.
2. A set of movie-themed crew socks for celebrating the fact you both have excellent taste in films. OBVIOUSLY, Titanic is the greatest love story of all time. Count us in, minus the ending.
3. A dozen hand-dipped chocolate strawberries to give some ~sweets to your sweet~ without going overboard. You're about to learn if they're good at sharing their dessert.
4. A thick cable scarf, because "stay home with me forever so I can keep you warm" may be a little too much, too soon. This'll meet you right in the middle.
5. A lil' Instax photo album to fill with your favorite memories together — how cute is this Magic 8 Ball/cherry print?!
6. A layered necklace set that'll look so cool with a button-down shirt, cozy sweatshirt, or sleeveless top. They can wear the paperclip chain and monogram coin chain either together or separately to elevate their accessories game.
7. A mini cast iron skillet so you can make sweet desserts together for years to come. Plus, they're so cheap you can buy 'em as a set!
8. A wine aerator for making your future at-home date nights feel super sophisticated, even if you two drink exclusively grocery store wine.
9. A pair of heart shades because your partner has so many sunglasses, but not adorable frames like these! Plus, they'll help protect their eyes from the sun.
Promising review: "I highly recommend these! They're the perfect size, great sun protection, and they came with a little cloth baggy for them, a nice microfiber cloth, and a cute little double-sided screwdriver keychain tool!" —Jerrad W. Gindlesberger
Get a pair from Amazon for $12.88 (available in tons of colors and styles).
10. A pair of ear hooks that'll keep their Apple EarPods and AirPods securely and comfortably in their ears, even when they're working out. Will they feel indebted to you forever, no matter what happens? YES.
11. A leather accordion wallet so you can gift them luxury without having to blow the bank. Your first Valentine's Day together will be ~in the bag~.
12. Reusable stainless-steel straws that'll be a colorful upgrade from single-use plastic straws. They can drink iced coffee, water, soda, and cocktails with these tiny helpers, which come in a gorgeous iridescent shade. Plus, they'll be great for BBQs and picnics!
13. A set of lightweight bamboo pajamas for gifting your favorite hot sleeper the ability to get a good night's sleep. No more sleeping next to a sweaty mess (though it may be too soon to flat out tell them this).
14. An overnight cold-brew filter bottle, because this won't spill the tea on how much you actually spent if you're looking to play it safe. But it WILL reveal your sophisticated taste.
15. A collection of The New York Times greatest crossword puzzles that'll start a new romantic Saturday morning tradition — as long as one of you isn't too competitive. *Cough, cough*.
16. A subscription to BootayBag to give them the gift that keeps on giving — at least when it comes to chic undies. You can even choose a three month package so you don't feel too ~committed~.
17. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey so you can keep things spicy long after the honeymoon stage is over. At least when it comes to their pizza.
18. A set of Game of Thrones tarot cards for settling once and for all who will sit on the Iron Throne (my bet is on the literal mother of DRAGONS, but what do I know). Nothing like angry debates to bond you guys.
19. A pair of druzy tassel earrings, because they're now officially your favorite *head turner* and it should show. Will they think you got these at a fancy department store? Yep.
20. An insulated wine tumbler cup that'll be a fantastic excuse to take these with you wherever you go. Is it really a romantic stroll without wine? Not really.
21. An instructional book on how to draw gorgeous florals so you can take classic flower arrangements to the next level. Future Valentine's Days are about to get very competitive.
22. A Kaja lipgloss stick with a heart-shaped tip for a cute, noncommittal gift that's so much more unique than typical sweetheart candy.
23. A gemstone and dandelion poster that'll bring them sparkly jewels and bouquets of flowers *without* the financial commitment.
24. A ceramic dinosaur planter so you can merely IMPLY that you'd like your relationship to never go extinct. Too soon? Too bad.
25. A cuddly mini sloth with an included ~sloth guide~, because you may not be planning on taking them to the orphanage in Costa Rica just yet, but you can still give them unlimited hugs.
26. An incredibly plush faux fur blanket that'll make every future movie night feel extra luxurious. Warning: you're about to learn if they're a blanket hog.
27. A stainless steel French press so you can upgrade from your initial coffee dates to daily fancy-feeling brews. Hopefully by now they've figured out that you don't speak before caffeine.
28. A personalized jar filled with pretty date idea tokens that'll finally nix the whole "I don't know where I want to eat, but I also do, please just magically guess it." That was already getting old.
29. A set of fluffy headbands for making your new nighttime routine feel extra cute (because you will obviously be using one, as well). I suggest you wear these in your first picture as a couple.
30. A headphone jack splitter with independent volume controls, because this'll prevent any fights over whether your show is too loud or soft. Ah, romance.
31. A color-shifting mushroom light so they can instantly make their room more cozy and avoid bumping into things in the middle of the night.
Check out a TikTok of the mushroom nightlight in action.
Promising review: "I LOVE this night-light. It's in my bathroom and is a lovely addition. It turns off the second the lights go on, which is nice because I don't have to worry about accidentally leaving it on. Super cute and the little itty-bitty lighting element does a good job lighting, just enough so I don't have to turn the main lights on in the middle of the night." —1Thand
Get it from Amazon for $6.87.