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    Updated on Apr 17, 2020. Posted on Apr 14, 2020

    30 Things That Are A Little Weird, Just Like You

    You must be *this weird* to get through this post.

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    1. A lucky pickle pin, because you wouldn't choose just anything to bring you good fortune. You ~relish~ the unordinary.

    Scribble Berries / Etsy

    Get it from Scribble Berries on Etsy for $7.

    2. A Keanus chart T-shirt to prove NO ONE knows him like you do. I think your ability to fit him into every reference is....most excellent.

    ModCloth

    Get it from ModCloth for $25 (available in sizes XS–4X).

    3. An el.f. hydrating bubble mask for creating at LEAST 100 seconds on your Insta story with nothing but bubbly close-ups. You finally understand why people like selfies....this is why, right? ....Bubbles? 😳

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    It *also* washes away dirt and clears out pores.

    Get it from Target for $14.

    4. A pair of dog sunglasses or a cat flower cap that'll make photoshoots with them so much more on brand. What are you going to do, take NORMAL pictures of them?! Get out of here.

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review (for the cat cap): "Although my cat did not enjoy this fashionable hat, it was entertaining for a quick photo." β€”elany

    Get them from Urban Outfitters: the dog sunglasses for $15 and the cat flower cap for $8.

    5. An incredibly chic phone case so your phone aesthetics can match your ~cheeky~ texting humor. Anyone who doesn't get it is just falling behind.

    Red Bubble

    It's super lightweight, but is still durable and flexible. It's also shock-absorbent and has an anti-fingerprint finish.

    Promising review: "This is a good quality case, with a beautiful picture. It grips phone nice and tight." β€”Zach J.

    Get it from Lujan Matthe on Red Bubble for $21 (available for iPhones 4-11 and in three styles).

    6. A pack of fried chicken erasers, because you have a simply *delectable* sense of humor and should celebrate that. Anyone who disagrees is simply fowl.

    Firebox

    Get a pack of four from Firebox for $9.99.

    7. A pair of futuristic earrings to rock when showing off your dad, I mean incredible, dance moves. Doing the robot is in, I promise.

    BaubleBar

    Get them from BaubleBar for $38.

    8. A monster wine glass for all you vino-sauruses out there who can't make it through wine night without making constant puns. He would clap for you, but he...can't reach.

    Bed Bath & Beyond

    Get it from Bed Bath & Beyond for $11.99.

    9. A meme cat embroidery that'll be the purrfect home decor for anyone with extremely sophisticated taste. Don't make me argue with you about it.

    Pembrokes And Peacocks / Etsy

    Promising review: "It's adorable!! It's well worth waiting for!" β€”jgoldsteinnola

    Get it from Pembrokes And Peacocks on Etsy for $40.

    10. A Bawdy butt mask so Friday nights can always consist of this on your tush, "Bubble Butt" in the background, and a glass of chardonnay. It may be hard to dance with this on, but by golly you will SUCCEED.

    Instagram: @bawdybeauty

    It comes in two formulas: One is made with mango, watermelon, and kiwi extracts to hydrate and plump your booty. The other uses mineral ingredients to balance and restore tired skin.

    Promising review: "I loved this mask! It really hydrated my skin very well, and it was very cute! I would definitely recommend!" β€”af54

    Get it from Sephora for $4 (originally $8; available in two styles).

    11. And! A bust sheet mask, because self-care is covering your entire body in masks. If people are alarmed when they walk in on you, tell them it's called relaxing. Look it up.

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    It's made with pomegranate extracts to help firm.

    Get it from CVS for $3.99.

    12. An accordion sunshade to leave your car in the hands of the most reliable Assistant to the Regional Manager. If a bear comes along, he'll know exactly what to do.

    Box Lunch

    Promising review: "Super funny and clever. I bought this as a birthday present for my mom and she loved it! She’s been wanting a sunshade for her car and I finally found the PERFECT one. A must-have for any Office fan!" β€”cmloweart

    Get it from Box Lunch for $13.52 (originally $16.90).

    13. A pair of salad tongs for proving Big Foot IS real and...apparently he's a vegetarian? This all makes sense to me.

    Animi Causa

    And he's dishwasher-safe!

    Get it from Animi Causa for $16.99.

    14. A gorgeous shower curtain that'll really show off your amazing taste. I mean really, the Queen has nothing on you. Windsor could really use you.

    eliseccv / Society 6

    Get it from eliseccv on Society6 for $55.99 (originally $69.99).

    15. A set of zombie ice pop molds so you can keep playing with your food to your heart's content. You'll stop when hell ~freezes~ over. *Cue weird zombie/munching noises*

    Mold Share You / Etsy

    Promising review: "They arrived in time and work perfectly!" β€”djaudible

    Get a pack of four molds from Mold Share You on Etsy for $17.80.

    16. Wreck This Journal, an extra creative journal, because this'll let you finally unleash ALL of your imagination without holding back. It just wants you to make an absolute mess in the best ways possible, like taking it with you in the shower, glueing your hair onto a page (yep), and really anything else you want to throw at it β€” literally.

    Penguin Publishing Group

    Promising review: "This is a great book to explore just how creative you can be. I would definitely recommend for a fun artistic experience." β€”natalie

    Get it from Barnes and Noble for $13.50 (originally $15) or from BookShop for $13.50 (to support local bookstores).

    17. A mini, wavy tube guy to mimic his excellent dancing to your heart's content at home. Though the dealership loved it when you danced in the parking lot. I promise.

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review: "This is the best toy I have ever bought for myself. I got one for my friend's birthday and had to get one for myself too. So cute and perfect for making your workspace more fun." β€”Sammo16

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.95.

    18. A Tony Moly cleansing balm for incorporating your very mature ~taste~ into your skincare routine. Sure, it melts away makeup and nourishes your complexion with peach extracts. But I think I know what's on all of our minds πŸ‘.

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    Promising review: "I absolutely love the way this product smells and feels on my skin. I've always had issues with makeup removers and cleansers that irritate my face/eyes, but this one works perfectly!" β€”Lee P.

    Get it from TonyMoly for $26.

    19. A knit beanie that'll be the perfect accessory when performing one of the strangest songs known to man. But, hey, it saved the planet. So who are we to judge?

    A Rickle In Time / Etsy

    Get it from A Rickle In Time on Etsy for $19.50 (available in five colors).

    20. An extremely niche subscription box so you can accessorize your ride with unique, scented air fresheners. Pimp My Ride would still be running if they used these, and that's a scientific fact.

    Cratejoy

    You'll get four scented air fresheners (made with essential oils) per month.

    Promising review: "They smell really good and they're really cool, awesome designs. I love this box." β€”Luanne N.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $9.99+/month.

    21. A lovely dish towel, because this'll obviously speak to your very SOUL. Why even sleep if you're not going to dream about this?

    instagram.com

    Promising review: "This is a really cute towel with nice graphics and great colors!" β€”Always Fits Customer

    Get it from Always Fits for $12.75.

    22. A hippo bottle opener to make every wine night extra chic. Welcome to your first class in How To Be Classy 101.

    Target

    Get it from Target for $21.99.

    23. A pet shop print for portraying an extremely normal situation in your everyday life. It's about time your living room showcased a fitting art collection.

    Valfre

    Get it from Valfre for $38 (originally $48).

    24. A personalized sequin pillow that *could* be made for someone else, but let's be real, we're going to pick our own face. I do believe this is what people mean by pillow talk β€” just having a conversation with yourself.

    Firebox

    Just upload your photo while buying (you can only have one face per pillow)!

    Get it from Firebox for $36.99.

    25. A velociraptor metal sculpture set so you can finally stop your *hunt* for excellent backyard decor. Your pride for having these will never go extinct.

    Uncommon Goods

    They're handmade and cut from cold rolled steel. They come with four 6-inch stakes, two for each dinosaur.

    Promising review: "My friend LOVED these garden dinosaurs! They're good-sized, more detailed than I expected, and have lots of character." β€”PDX Rain

    Get the set from Uncommon Goods for $180.

    26. A pair of SpongeBob or Gary socks, because anyone who WOULDN'T want these is simply a Squidward. "ThEY'rE NoT pRaCTicaL," they say.

    Forever 21

    Promising review (for the SpongeBob socks): "I love cute socks! Exactly like the picture." β€”Veronica C.

    Get them from Forever 21: the SpongeBob and Gary socks, both for $2.99.

    27. Color The Stars: Danny Devito, an inspiring coloring book, to make de-stressing as normal as possible. It has 15 different designs (with two chances to color) of Danny over the years, so it's *basically* like you're spending A LOT of time with him. I think he'd agree.

    Color The Stars / Etsy

    You'll get 60 pages in total (there are blank pages between designs so your designs won't leak onto the next page).

    Promising review: "Great product!! It was a gift and it was well received." β€”Sabrina Hornbeck

    Get it from Color The Stars Co. on Etsy for $16.99.

    28. A pair of Luna Lovegood sneakers for the perfect accessory while you sleepwalk. Or just while you work to prove the existence of Nargles.

    Hop Topic

    Promising review: "They're very comfortable and beautiful shoes that represent one of my favorite characters!" β€”Hot Topic Customer

    Get them from Hot Topic for $31.92 (originally $39.90; available in sizes 5–11).

    29. A Cheshire Cat tumbler that'll only appear for people who use imagination as a weapon against reality.

    ShopDisney

    Promising review: "What a beautiful cup, I love it so much. The colors are so pretty and the glitter gives it that extra pop." β€”Vegvv

    Get it from ShopDisney for $16.99.

    30. And a flying penguin sticker so you remember to ignore the haters and live your best weird life ✨.

    Trinity Jean Designs / Society6

    Get it from Trinity Jean Designs on Society6 for $3.19+ (originally $3.99; available in four sizes and two styles).

    Keep doing you, my friends!

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