If you, like me, are so emotionally invested in the show that seeing *actual* pictures of the Founding Fathers confuses you, then you might enjoy some of these fun things for Hamilton superfans while we ~wait for it~.
1. A Hamilton-themed coloring book, so you can take a break (even if you can't run away for the summer and go upstate).

2. An adjustable charm bracelet that will look absolutely dashing on your right hand (man).

3. A Hamilton face mask so when you blatantly disregard your lifelong rival's advice to "talk less, smile more," you'll be able do it safely.

4. A Favorite Fighting Frenchman candle that smells like rebellious blend of gunpowder, wooden ships, and salty sea air.

5. An enamel pin to skip past all the introductions and get straight to the part where there's a million things you haven't done (just you wait!!).

6. Or a Schuyler sisters enamel pin for anyone who's looking for a mind at work.

7. A three-layer Hamilton necklace, so you'll have a lot of brains *and* polish.

8. A Schuyler sisters sticker for your water bottle, because dismantling the patriarchy is thirsty business.

9. Or a Hamilton quote sticker for anyone who knows where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went.

10. A laptop sleeve to protect your keyboard in the rare moments when you're not writing like you're running out of time.

11. A Hamilton shot glass so delightfully literal that you'll never need to bother with another one again.
12. A Hamilton mug so you can raise a glass to freedom (and your never-ending obsession with this musical).

13. A set of photo booth props for your Hamilton viewing party, aka a revel with some rebels on a hot night.

14. Plus a set of digital Hamilton-themed food place cards, because yes you are young and scrappy, but mostly you are *hungry*.

15. A set of pencils with Hamilton references on them, because even if your friends chip in on the essay-writing efforts, *someone* has to write the other 51.

16. An Pantone phone case you can get to rep for your favorite character — from Peggy to Eliza to Thomas Jefferson, this shop has every color in the Hamilton rainbow 🌈.
17. A Hamilton-themed bomber jacket that'll make you look like the kind of person cool enough to know EXACTLY what goes on in the room where it happens.
