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The 18 Most Important Celebrity Biceps Of All Time

Ranked, obviously.

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Zac Efron.

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Why? Because who wouldn't kill to be held in those arms?

Biceps rating: 2/5

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James Maslow.

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Why?: Because they enable him to do this. And this is everything.

Biceps rating: 2/5

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Jamie Dornan.

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Why?: Because just LOOK at him removing his T shirt with such purpose, unveiling the biceps we need to grab hold of.

Biceps rating: 3/5

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Dave Franco.

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Why?: Because having the joy of witnessing these biceps is a reminder that the world is a truly wonderful place.

Biceps rating: 3/5

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Ryan Gosling.

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Why?: Because, Ryan Gosling.

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Biceps rating: 3/5

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David Beckham.

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Why?: Because they look stunning in motion. Don't act like you're not stunned right now.

Biceps rating: 3/5

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Liam Hemsworth.

Why? Because it's quite clear that wet biceps are the best kind.

Biceps ranking: 3/5

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Colton Haynes.

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Why? Because that perfect bulge at just the right point.

Biceps rating: 3/5

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Dylan Bruce.

Why? BECAUSE WHY IS SHE NOT TOUCHING THEM.

Biceps rating: 3/5.

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Taylor Lautner.

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Why?: Because. Just. Look. At. The. Size. Of. Them. Look, marvel, feel your heart-rate increase. Just soak up those beauties.

Biceps rating: 4/5

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Kellan Lutz.

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Why?: Because THAT VEIN. Also, he's holding a puppy.

Biceps rating: 4/5

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Chris Evans.

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Why? Because they are perfectly formed. And the shoulders are incredible too.

Biceps rating: 4/5

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Kit Harrington.

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Why? Because they compliment his washboard stomach so beautifully.

Biceps rating: 4/5

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Brad Pitt.

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Why? Because they're glazed with sweat and it's just glorious.

Biceps rating: 4/5

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Ryan Reynolds.

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Why? Because there is so much insanely perfect definition in his arms that they look as though they were moulded by the hands of actual GOD himself.

Biceps rating: 5/5

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Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Why? Because are you not DYING RIGHT NOW?

Biceps rating: 5/5

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David Gandy.

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Why?: Because they make us thankful for the gift of sight.

Biceps rating: 5/5

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Nick Jonas.

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Why? Because just look at the way those muscles bulge as he rises majestically from the water.

Biceps rating: 5/5

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Chris Hemsworth.

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Why? Because just looking at his literally RIPPLING biceps is enough to make your heart almost explode. The thought of reaching out and slowly stroking them will make you actually die.

Biceps rating: 5/5

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