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Scientific Proof That All Celebrity Men Are Hotter With Man Buns

Everything is better with a bun.

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Right, listen up, we've made an important scientific discovery: Every single male celebrity looks better with a man bun. It's just fact. And if they don't currently have a man bun, they need to grow one immediately.

Let's start with exhibit A, Chris Hemsworth, whose golden locks undoubtedly look beautiful flowing free.

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But just look how he is approximately 946,000 times hotter with the bun.

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Just look at that beautiful ball of hair just sitting there looking perfect. And look at his face, which thanks to the bun we can now see more of.

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God bless that bun.

Moving on to exhibit B, Jared Leto, whose ombré game is so very strong.

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But OH MY GOD this bun is a thing of beauty.

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It's like it was crafted by the hands of actual angels.

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And I bet you now need a moment to recover from the sight of Jared Leto with a man bun but OH NO that's not happening because it looks like THIS from behind.

BREATHE.
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BREATHE.

Oh hey curly-haired Kit Harington, you're looking fine.

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But not as fine as you look wearing a tux with your hair in a bun.

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I mean, seriously.

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And Harry Styles, who possesses no physical imperfections.

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But then this bun happened and it was clear that we had reached peak Harry-Styles-hotness.

It's a work of art. It has ruined us for short-haired Harry forever.

It's around about now that you're probably wondering when Bradley Cooper would get in on the act, because a bun would really compliment those blue eyes.

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And as if by magic, he pulled his hair back and it was everything you'd hoped for.

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On the left is Bradley Cooper looking the hottest you've ever seen him. On the right is Bradley Cooper with two man buns so take another moment to compose yourself.

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When you're ready, take a look at Jake Gyllenhaal with his short hair and intense gaze.

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But doesn't he just look better, cooler, HOTTER with a man bun?

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Obviously, that's the whole point.

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FameFlynet Pictures

Brad Pitt with short hair is fine and all.

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But wow the messy bun makes looking at Brad Pitt taking a photograph almost too much to handle.

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And Brad Pitt looking sideways? Better with the bun. Brad Pitt clapping? BETTER WITH THE BUN.

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Orlando Bloom and his wild, untamed hair is a beautiful sight.

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But his bun is one of the most perfect to have ever existed on a human.

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And he knows. He knows the bun makes him irresistible.

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And finally, Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic was the cause of so many people's sexual awakening.

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But just look how fucking majestic he is with that perfect bun.

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Just take a moment to imagine Jack with that perfect bun. You will feel so many things.

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So please, celebrity men who do not have man buns, do the decent thing and get one. It's the right thing to do.

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