1. A stainless-steel tongue scraper that'll help you kick sour wafts to the curb FAR better than your toothbrush.
2. A stainless-steel soap bar for erasing garlic and fish odors from your hands, which is something that'll follow you *all* around the house if you don't do something about it STAT. Plus you won't have to clean fingerprints off your stainless-steel appliances.
3. A pair of charcoal shoe inserts to help you ~lazily~ fight the funk while you're giving your shoes a rest and off doing better things than worrying about how your closet smells.
4. Or a pair of cedar shoe trees in case you're worried about rank wafts and misshapen footwear.
5. A pet odor-focused candle or room spray that won't smell like an odor-eliminating candle. I swear! They cover up eau de dog without giving you a headache.
6. A bottle of air sanitizer (yes that's a thing) that'll eliminate the WORST of smells (even cigarette smoke!) because sometimes plugging an air freshener into an outlet just masks the funk.
7. A waterless cat bath because your precious angel is really starting to stink, but that isn't something you have to live with! I mean... have you ever tried to give a cat an *actual* bath?
8. Or a pack of Burt's Bees cat wipes to help keep your cats smelling fresh and dander reduced. Maybe they've shied away from spray in the past? At least with these they'll feel like they're getting a petting session in, (but you know the truth).
9. A solid air freshener you can stash in a corner and forget about (and also the horrible smell that made you buy it in the first place — but it's best that we don't talk about those things).
10. A bag of rocks that'll get the smoky smell out of a recently vacated rental where like 50 people smoked. (Kidding, but maybe like five people who were puffing overtime?!)
11. A super concentrated cat litter deodorizer to make guests say "Wait, you have a cat?!" Yes, an elusive one.
12. A charcoal bag for hanging most anywhere that tends to get that low-key (but still awful) musty smell. So really, most places!
13. An LED diffuser/humidifier to puff out some of your fave essential oils because you've been trying every which way to cover up that Brussels sprouts smell since you realized they taste like actual food if you roast them! (Me, I'm talking about myself.)
14. A before-you-go toilet spray like Pootanicals, Poo-Pourri, or V.I.Poo that'll help fight horrible bathroom smells before they exist.
15. An odor-minimizing diaper pail more than 10K people have given a 5-star review on Amazon because if you're dealing with diapers, you'll NEED one of these.
16. A 10-pack of disposer fresheners to make de-funking that hardworking kitchen help a ball.
17. A box of 110 Febreze-treated trash bags — they may make taking the trash out ASAP after dinner a thing of the past.
18. And smaller trash bags that are lightly scented, aka perfect for dealing with bathroom waste.
19. Lavender and honey blossom-scented room spray to make your living room tolerable while you track down the source of a weird smell. I've been swearing by this stuff since it came out this spring!
20. An odor-removing candle and matching gel in case you'd rather not deal with a new scent (even if it does smell nice).
21. A fragrance-free closet dehumidifier to keep your clothes smelling as fresh as they look.
22. An industrial-strength pet odor neutralizer for when your fur babies have accidents.
23. A box of washing machine-cleaning tablets because if you don't clean the thing that cleans your clothes, they'll start smelling a little rank, too.
24. And a box of dishwasher tablets to get rid of residue that ends up creating odor and buildup on your dishes. Turns out, you don't need a new dishwasher, it just needs a proper cleaning.
25. A trio of dishwashing net cloths that won't cause a weird wet smell like every sponge that's ever done you wrong in your life.
26. A pack of grooming wipes — they may just help your pupper from stinking up the couch that he's technically not allowed on...but we all know he snoozes on it all day when you're at work.
27. A box of dryer sheets that'll actually get the dog smell out of the throw blanket that was a human blanket for about a week before you found your precious fur babe swaddled up in it one day. Obviously, it's the dog's blanket now.
28. A discreet wall plug-in for removing all kinds of errant wafts so your dog can finally fart in peace.
29. A mouthwash that, according to reviewers, will leave ya with fresh breath from dusk 'til dawn. Oh, and it's also great at preventing morning breath!
30. A denture cleaner to help clear up the died drool and other gunk that accumulates over the essential dental helpers.
31. A super powerful deodorant that won't make your precious pits break out into rashes.
32. A watermelon probiotic underarm toner you can spray on, wipe off, and *then* apply deodorant so you won't have to reapply deo throughout the day.
33. Fridge bin liners that'll absorb extra moisture in an effort to keep your produce fresher for longer. PLUS, they'll catch the brunt of messy spills and will be so much easier to clean than taking a drawer out of the fridge and awkwardly scrubbing it down in your sink. I've done that before and it's not great!
34. A liquid tartar remover for dogs you just add to their water bowl for a noticeable (sight and smell) reduction in plaque and stinky breath.
35. A tonsil stone remover so you can *finally* treat the root cause of your bad breath. This tool has a built-in LED light so you can easily locate the tonsil stone. Plus it also comes with a syringe to help you wash out the pocket the tonsil stone left behind.
36. A natural shoe deodorizer spray made with essential oils to leave your sneakers smelling like lemon and eucalyptus instead of the inside of a high school locker room.
37. An odor-eliminating spray made with pet accidents in mind. It contains bacteria that feeds on the ammonia in your pet's urine, deterring your pet from peeing in the same spot again.
38. A box of extra strength Gas-X chewables so you can go IN on those bar nachos with your pals, even though your body is saying no no no no no.
39. And a pack of gas-neutralizing pads to help with your super smelly farts. The antimicrobial activated charcoal pads trap your fart's molecules right where they start.
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