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1. An Instant Pot – it'll handle 9 (!!!!) kitchen tasks in one precious lil' appliance body so dinner's cooking while you sit on the couch. Psst, this is great whether you eat meat or not!
2. And a box of slow cooker liners to make cleaning up after yourself (and delicious concoctions) criminally easy. Just toss the liner when you're finished!
3. A pack of Cadbury hot chocolate canisters can give ya a new couch-time beverage perfect for the season.
4. An adorable microwaveable stuffed animal that'll be a secret heating pad. Oh, and it's lavender-scented! Time for snuggles.
5. An LG Smart TV because you've been wondering if you need a new eyeglasses prescription or TV for months now. OK maybe get those eyes checked but this is a great bet.
6. And an Amazon Fire Stick 4K to help you corral all your streaming services, music, movies, and entertainment into one device. Time to offload dozens of apps off your phone when you switch from that Smoozle Foamrast.
7. A faux-sheepskin rug you can throw on your couch if it's seriously lacking in comfort or you just wanna feel extra fawn-cy.
8. A sofa caddy fits on your couch to corral all your couch time essentials instead of losing everything on your tiny, crowded side table. Or worse yet, your essentials falling into the forbidden nook between your couch and wall.
9. A reusable roller dog hair remover that'll have you toss your old sticky roller after you see how much fur this reusable one (it has a sturdy brush system) picks up off your beloved couch that both you and your dog basically live on.
10. A cozy blanket sweatshirt spotted on Shark Tank will take you from couch to drive-thru trip so it'll feel like you're wrapped up in a blanket. But like, it's a bit more practical than that.
11. Some lighted curtains you can layer with sheer curtains for an ethereal look in your indoor oasis. Your living space is about to look straight-up magical as you sit there and look at it.
12. A minimalist tissue box cover that'll help you address your sniffles without messing up your interior aesthetic. ALSO, to remind you to keep a box of tissues around so you don't have to blow your nose with toilet paper.
13. A three-outlet power strip to make it easier to plug up stuff behind your couch or other furniture. Congrats on getting back those couple of inches of floor space!
14. A pair of microfiber mop slippers for cutting down on some chores when you actually do venture from the couch to the kitchen or bathroom. Oh, and they'll also fit on your Swiffer.
15. A Shiatsu-style rotating, heated back and neck massager to help with the literal and figurative pain in your neck that gave you even more of an excuse to park it on the couch for the whole Saturday.
16. A mountable cat-grooming brush will let your kitty get some rubs when your hands are all tied up with other tasks, like flipping channels.
17. A pack of matatabi chew sticks to help distract your cat while you get some personal time in the living room... even if your cat doesn't care for catnip. (Matatabi is a plant native to Japan and a catnip alternative.)
18. An ice cream pint cozy so there's one fewer dish to clean and your hands don't freeze. Just sit down in your seat and dig into that pint. GO FOR IT.
19. A tortilla blanket that'll make you feel cozy on the outside like a burrito makes you feel cozy on the inside. Really outdo yourself and eat a burrito while you burrito up in this.
20. Or a faux-fur throw blanket — it'll help cozy up any sitting spot while looking so chic it *almost* hurts.
21. A ~streamlined~ door draft stopper to help regulate the temp as you like it, no more having to get up to adjust the temp thanks to random gusts coming in under the door.
22. A bottle of leather conditioner can revive your leather goods *even* as large as a leather couch! Welcome to your next project while you catch up on the latest ep of your fave true-crime podcast! Time to treat your favorite seat.
23. A powerful stain remover to erase the likes of spills, wine, and even Sharpie marker(!!!). As you can see, it even works on suede furniture.
24. Some velvet throw pillow covers that'll cozy up your corner on the couch and also help distract from how, TBH, you could really use a new sofa.
25. And a velvet slipcover to give your ragged old couch a complete new look. Plus, the slipcover comes with straps to keep it in place so you don't have to fuss with it all the time.
26. A couch clip-on table for that side where there's zero space to squeeze in a side table for your beverages and the remote. Shoutout to weird room layouts!
27. Or a sofa arm tray built custom for your favorite coffee-sipping spot. No more having to stretch just to set down your cuppa.
28. A USB-powered LED light strip to help improve your TV-watching experience by bringing in a bit of ambient light to your personal theater.
29. A drill brush cleaning kit so when cleaning duties pull you away from your precious throne, they'll take a lot less time.
30. A robotic vacuum that'll hook up to Alexa for voice control so you can feel super important and powerful bossing it around.
31. And a targeted cleaner that has a commercial-strength formula to cut through the mess to annihilate tough soap scum on shower doors, tub bottoms, sinks, whatever. Work smarter, not harder!
Promising review: "Sharing our nasty before picture so you can really see the difference! Our tub/shower has a grippy bottom and scum and dirt cakes on there so easily. The only way I've been able to get it off before was literally scraping it inch by inch, I've spent hours and all it ever got was somewhat clean - never enough for me to want to take a real bath in it. This stuff is expensive but with the good reviews I decided to try it, it works amazingly!! I sprayed it on (it came with a great spray nozzle and a lid) and left it for about 15–20 minutes. Then I took a brush with hard plastic bristles (I believe a soft brush would have even worked) and with less than 20 minutes of scrubbing the entire tub and walls it was cleaner than when we moved in. The grime and scum almost like melted off. It smells pleasant, it's not crazy strong smelling but in an enclosed space I still felt the need to wear a mask while cleaning." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $19.88.
32. A rainbow prism suncatcher can easily hang indoors or out to refract sunlight and make your living room look even cooler. Because you like nice things besides your fave piece of furniture.
33. And an LED sunset projector with a 180-degree rotation to bring in some extra light into your living space whether you get zero natural light in there or didn't make it outside today.
34. A bookish disguise as a decorative touch that'll also hide a modemy (or other) mess that's within view and, tbh, bothers you a little more than it should.
35. A red wine stain remover to undo what you did when you marathoned the Friday the 13th franchise while drinking wine back in October. Yes, that blanket can still be artfully thrown over your couch when not in use.
36. A leather table lamp that'll seriously step up your side table game and give you another light source for that book you're going to pore over this weekend.
37. A record/magazine holder for decluttering stuff a bit and put some of your favorite tomes on display. That stack of books at the foot of your couch isn't quite cutting it.
38. A pet odor-focused candle or room spray that won't smell like an odor-eliminating candle. I swear! They cover up eau de dog without giving you a headache...even if you're sandwiched in between two pets on the couch with the candle on the side table.
39. A pair of budget-friendly high-waisted leggings as a base for your most fashionable sweater or spooky sweatshirts — prime for some stylish couch time.
40. Soft faux-fur slippers built for folks who like to let their toes breathe while you actually have to get up to go to the mailbox or retrieve a package from your porch.
41. A compact coffee warmer so you won't have to microwave that cup of joe to get it back to the perfect temp it was before you started the latest Hallmark holiday movie.
42. A storage ottoman to toss toys and other stuff into that are cluttering up your couch so you can fully spread out as the furniture gods intended.
43. A pink loungewear set that'll feel oh so lovely as you yell at your TV, "YES I AM STILL WATCHING" when that Netflix prompt appears.
44. A pair of fleece-lined joggers that'll feel like someone sewed your favorite blanket to the inside of your favorite sweatpants.
45. A stress-relieving face and body mist to help you fully find your inner chill when you finally sit down for a spell and start a new show.
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