My husband was well into his 40's when he became a Dad. He wanted to be a Dad his whole life, and so he was thrilled to finally get the chance. That said, he's in his 50's now, and he's not able to keep up like he used to- bad knees, bad back, etc. As much as he adores our child,…
We got married in a stunning public garden, for the cost of a $300 permitting fee. As for the cake and photographer, we tapped my fellow college students. We spent $200 for a small but beautiful cake, and another $150 for a student photographer. My husband rented a suit as opposed…
My cousin died from their alcoholism. Her brother showed up to the church with a cooler and cracked open a beer during the eulogy. The ENTIRE church turned and looked at him, and he just belched.
We went to a scenic outlook over the city. He came up behind me, put his hands over my belly and said- shit thee not- “I can’t wait til this is swollen with my seed.” WE WERE BARELY OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
Literally ran away in heels, at night, until I found a pay phone.
I grew up fundamentalist Christian.
It felt like an abusive relationship. I would sin, I would be reminded what a terrible person I was, and if I begged and pleaded, God would *maybe* think about taking me back. I was also taught nothing but obedience. To my parents, but especially…
When I finally left my abusive, chronically unfaithful ex I sewed the ends of his pants together, and superglued his shoelaces after tying them in double knots.
My daughter goes to a catholic school. I told her how babies happen- using medically accurate terminology.
Three days later: Hi, this is her teacher. Please tell her that while science is important, we’d appreciate it if she doesn’t explain to all the boys that their penis creates…
If there was one thing my Mom always taught me: have baking soda, lemons and vinegar on hand. Those three will clean almost anything! I also have the cast iron skillets her Mom gave her, and if you take care of them they will last FOREVER. The skillets I have are almost 70 years old,…
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