1. A flowy shift dress designed with a square neck, puff sleeve, and just enough twirl to get you through the seasons.
2. A sturdy laptop sticker that'll let everyone know who you run with on these streets.
3. A copy of FOODHEIM: A Culinary Adventure, a delightful cookbook filled with so many delicious recipes for circle foods, grandma foods, and even — juicy foods.
4. An awesome Mystical Fire Flame Colorant that'll turn your fire into a colorful light show. Just drop the pack unopened onto your fire and watch as the vibrant colors come to life.
5. A bottle of First Aid Beauty KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub formulated with 10% AHA to decongest pores while it gently exfoliates your skin.
6. A pack of Bottle Bright for an all-natural, biodegradable, odor-free way to clean your water bottle.
7. A pair of perfectly printed full-length leggings you're gonna be able to rock with your favorite boots or sneakers.
8. A perfectly reliable AIM log-in sticker you can have customized with your old screen name because back in your day the internet went skaweeeeerreweeeert.
9. A bottle of Dr Song Benzoyl Peroxide Face and Body Wash formulated with 10% benzoyl peroxide to help really penetrate deep into your skin while being nonirritating. Body acne be gone!
10. A pack of stain-removing, nontoxic cleaning cups perfect for cleaning the inside of your Keurig or K-Cup coffee machine.
11. A set of Gorilla Grip Adhesive Grippers designed specifically to help keep your pesky rug corners in place and prevent any slipping, sliding, or tripping.
12. A puurrrfectly minimalist cat ring that'll go meowverlously with whatever you're wearing.
13. A long-lasting (four months) Terro Garbage Guard that'll release a deep penetrating vapor to kill insects and prevent infestations in your trash can. It comes with an adhesive strip for easy attachment to the can lid. It can be used on both outdoor and garage trash cans, dumpsters, and trash bins.
14. A spiritual matte-finish wallpaper panel because if anyone should be adorning your walls it should none other than Ms. Parton, the holy saint of science herself.
15. A flowing baby doll blouse that'll make your favorite jeans look even better.
16. A very handy Tinkle Hair Cutter, the perfect tool for giving you an at-home trim without the fear of totally ruining your do.
17. An eight-blade Mueller Austria Pro-Series Slicer that'll mince your onions, chop your veggies, and ever store them after. It has three different-sized chopper blades and five interchangeable blades for slicing, julienne, grating, and even shredding.
18. A pack of M3 Naturals Retainer and Denture Cleaner to get rid of any odor or buildup that's stuck on. Just drop one tablet into warm tap water along with your dental appliance in just a few minutes they'll be like new.
19. A Wobble Wag Giggle ball designed with six clutch pockets for easy pick-up, an internal tube noisemaker that engages your pup, and a perfect shape that allows it to start rolling when your pup nudges it with its nose.
20. A bottle of Bio-Oil Multiuse Skincare Oil which is clinically proven to work against scars (once they're fully healed) while helping with uneven skin tone, dryness, and aging skin.
21. A simple but super pretty gemstone bracelet that just might be what everyone is talking about when they say arm candy.
22. An easy-to-use nose wax kit designed to minimize discomfort and even protect from any irritation while you get all those pesky nose hairs your of your way.
23. A pack of disposable Houseplant Sticky Stakes that'll attract and trap whiteflies, fungus gnats, blackflies, thrips, fruit flies, midges, and other flying insects without using any pesticides.
24. A resourceful Anne Cate mini wallet emergency kit filled with a bunch of the stuff you'll need in a pinch.
25. A pain-relieving knee stabilizer band great for running, hiking, team sports, jumping up and down, or just general wear and tear from everyday aging.
26. A super-genius luggage-mounted cup caddy that slides right onto the handle so you always have a place to put your coffee when you're carrying a million other things.
27. A flowy but fitted ruffled wrap dress you can take from your kitchen to your living room, to your virtual hangout with ease.
28. A miraculous Maybelline Instant Age Rewind Eraser Dark Circles Treatment Concealer that might as well be a magic wand because it'll **poof** away any under-eye issues.
29. A natural and organic lavender-scented dry shampoo and volume powder for that extra oomph your hair needs between washes.
30. An adorable little three-tier plant stand because you've officially fun out of surfaces to put your plant babies.
31. A bottle of Rain-X Original Windshield Treatment for some seriously dramatic improvements to your visibility when you're driving — it works by repelling rain and reducing the adhesion of sleet, mud, bugs, and snow on your windshield.
32. An absolutely essential Denman Hair Brush designed to help in the detangling, separating, shaping, and defining of your curly hair.
33. A jar of Frozen Cream, a hydrating face moisturizer that can help soothe skin, tighten pores, and get rid of redness.
34. A pack of MiracleWipes, designed specifically to get rid of any of the food and grime buildup in your microwaves or on your cooktops.
35. A pack of very handy LokiStashed Velvet Hair Tie Scrunchies designed with a hidden zipper pocket so you can store your keys, money... any of the small things.
36. A pair of Bambody Absorbent Panties that can absorb as much as two tampons.
37. An absolutely perfect face mask so you can put a spell on anyone and they won't even see it coming — cause your mouth is covered.
38. A colorful Nomad Cosmetics America's Parks Palette filled with 15 rich, long-wearing, and super pigmented colors inspired by our favorite parks across the country. The palette comes with seven shimmers, six mattes, and two metallics — all infused with jojoba oil and made cruelty-free, vegan, and 100% plastic-free.
39. A pair of microfiber mop slippers that cover your shoes or your bare feet to help you mop up all the messes while you walk around the house — they're also super easy to clean! Just pop them in the washing machine.
40. A copy of Dangerous Games to Play in the Dark, a book filled with goosebump-inducing games based on urban legends from around the world — like Bloody Mary.
41. A pack of Morning Energy Shower Steamers made with a delightful mix of essential oils that'll give you the morning boost you need — your coffee could never.
42. A dazzling pair of Nroda sunglasses adorned in just enough sparkle to make a statement.
43. A tube of Grande Cosmetics GrandeLASH-MD Lash Enhancing Serum created with a perfect mix of vitamins, peptides, and amino acids that can give you longer, thicker-looking lashes in just about six weeks.
44. A reusable, biodegradable bacon sponge to help you soak up any excess greasiness from your favorite breakfast meat.
45. A bottle of The Laundress Crease Release, a classic scented, wrinkle release spray that'll save you countless hours of having to iron your shirts, suits, curtains, and basically everything else.
46. A super delicious jar of Wildflower Honey with Matcha — yes! You read that right, matcha! The blend uses whole leaves that are removed from direct sunlight 20 days before harvest to boost the plants' chlorophyll and amino acids.
47. A set of super comfy arthritis hand compression gloves, breathable and moisture-wicking fingerless gloves designed to help alleviate rheumatoid pains and ease muscle tension.
48. A specially curated Chakra pack of undies — you can pick from the Grounding Pack which has red, orange, and yellow pairs, those three colors correspond to your lower chakras, representing your foundation, emotions, and power and the Awakening Pack has violet-colored undies which represent the highest chakra — our ability to be fully connected spiritually.
49. A pack of Affresh dishwasher cleaner tablets — just throw them in and they'll penetrate, dissolve, and remove any odor-causing residue or lime and mineral buildup. Maintenance, folks, it's part of adulthood, who knew.
50. And a discreet storage box designed to look like a your favorite books and to cover up your router, cable box, modem, electronics, cords, plugs, outlets — anything you want hidden!
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